unless you’re a squirrel, then GET OUT OF THE WAY FOR CHRISSAKES i actually read a great tip about not hitting animals in the road! if the animal is looking at your car, aiming at the animal is preferable than trying to avoid it, because you can’t predict which way it will dart. the animal [...]
 |
“no, i will not take you guys to del taco, get out of my costume”
|
based on a true car ride where @matthewrex and i tried to come up with a heartwarming indie movie that revolved around a fleeting, pointless observation
|
hey man, no worries, i just wanted to make idle chit-chat, i — yeah i’m just hanging up goodbye
|
so hulu is thinking about moving to a model where you have to sign in with a cable provider login before you can watch any of the shows and movies there. we have time warner cable at home and they don’t cotton to this provider login business; that’s why i can’t use hbo go or [...]
|
make sure your mechanic is very thorough! a lot of amateurs miss the man with a hook for a hand who lives in your hollowed-out backseat
|
tough. masculine. unapologetic. that’s wish-bone’s new line of mandressings: salad dressing for real men. they are all some variation of ketchup with bacon
|
why do robots need cars? because it’s luxurious
|
this is the car you need to feel right every day at pax east this weekend i’ll be on the following panels, as well as at a table with scott: Blamimation ALIVE! with Kris and Scott Main Theatre Friday, 2:00pm – 3:00pm PATV veterans Scott Kurtz (pvponline.com) and Kris Straub (chainsawsuit.com) take you deep behind [...]
|
huntyr chase is a sexual man, and he needs a ride that will exude that same sexuality right onto the road. now while huntyr’s mackin on your girl, his car is mackin on your busted-ass previa also did you know if you google “previa” you get one hit for the car and a zillion hits [...]
|
