i like to imagine mario’s bloodstream full of tiny marios, ricocheting each tumor against a stair block and jumping on it again

consult your doctor or mechanic right away. sometimes it’s a manufacturing defect, but you can’t be too careful

the sequel to john travolta’s phenomenon should be called phenomena, where you find out that travolta was actually really an alien who only appears to have a tumor (it is an extra for-cool-powers-only brain)