Posts Tagged ‘bathroom’
finally, no more “stage fright” in the men’s room. rest secure that your privates can’t be seen or photographed by any technology. all the people in the men’s room who are working round the clock to figure out how to get a gander at your stuff have been foiled once and for all. or — [...]
i already did a strip about this, but this is getting ridiculous, hotel room designers. i’m sick of staying in fancy hotel rooms where the bathroom is either behind a faintly-frosted glass pane, or worse, just open to the room. hey! when did we decide that it was a little risque and fun to watch [...]
it was amazing. this “airblade” technology turned my micturition into a fine warm spray, for a private mini-steam room experience right there in the bathroom! remember! i’m at san diego comic con, booth 1237!! come check me out, san diego
sometimes you’re not sure why a thing is happening. maybe it’s a developed instinct-assistive response that you can’t help but have adopted over decades of associative behavior maybe something’s wrong with your pee-pee pipes well, dear friends! emerald city has come and gone and it was a great weekend. now scott and i are in [...]
this is a great icebreaker because everybody’s been in this position so make a new friend, preferably on an airplane when they can’t avoid you for a few hours







