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i bet you didn’t know lincoln left the presidency to his dog in his spoken last will and testament. what were they supposed to do, ignore his dying wish and give it to his vice president? the fido administration was[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
on May 5, 2015
the crown is the little turny-guy that you use to set the time on your grandpapa’s old watch. you pull it out, twist it to the right time, then push it back in. it’d be silly to have one on a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…