that guy’s been pouring you drinks all night. don’t rough up his bar because you want to murder some other clown. take it to the fully-appointed, stain-proof murder room around the corner
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did you know? if an american president makes a mistake during a speech, the first person in the audience to yell “screwbies!” gets appointed to interpret that mistake as whatever related law he wishes. it’s in the constitution, but was repealed by the 17th amendment
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that’s his girlfriend who you’ll never see again, because she finally realized she was dating huntyr chase edit: ha ha, a couple commenters have retconned it so the woman is actually his mom and huntyr lives at home. DONE. that’s now canon guys! be sure to check out the chainsawsuit blog where you can read [...]
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Here are some other fine pickup lines to use at your local library: Butterfly in the sky, I can bone twice as high Let’s “book” it back to my futon Like the dewey decimal system? I’m the do-it decimal system I’d like to look between your covers… your bed covers, not a book’s cover I’d make a [...]
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