Hi all, Kris here —

I’ve been traveling with family (and with baby for the first time), and it’s very much my fault that a new episode hasn’t appeared. I have been full-time dad since arriving in Los Angeles, and my world, much in the manner of the Fresh Prince’s, has been flipped turned upside-down.

Thanks for your kind patiences! We will keep you abreast on our schedule, and we will keep our infant son abreast because that’s his sole source of nutrition.

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Episode 83 – Desperately Rebooting Susan

Mikey and Kris aren’t messing around this week. Things are serious… deadly serious… when Kris dies. Then is revived. After that, the boys:

  • Discuss what’s {wrong,right} with the depiction of air traffic control repair on the CBS drama </scorpion>
  • Try to figure out what the new fall shows are from just the titles
  • Take your topics to task with one you sent in! This time it’s shows and movies we’d remake or reboot. Send your topics to choose@chainsawsuit.com and we might use them on the show!

Special thanks to our patrons, among whom we count Jackson “Maxxin” Fenner, Marius “Hilarious” Furter, Michael “Bikehole” Koes, Kyle “Pile” Douglas, and Thomas “Thomas” Gilronan. Thanks all!

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Episode 82 – Will Wonders Never Small

In this very awful special episode, Kris and Mikey dive deep into pop culture — some more pop than others.

  • The Star Wars Episode VII trailer discussed! And check out the Movies with Mikey on this below.
  • A quiz that looks deep into Kris’ childhood. Perhaps the childhoods of us all.
  • A very special dramatic Small Wonder fanfic reading. We did not write the fanfic.
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Episode 81 – Crunksgiving

Forget the turkey, just load me up with a syringe of tryptophan right to the veins, it’s our 90-minute Thanksgiving chit-chatstravaganza. We slather your plate with our gravy, covering:

  • Thanksgiving misgivings
  • Small wonders (nope, actually Small Wonder)
  • A Pilgrim-themed quiz that leveled Kris. Total obliteration
  • We dissect the Jurassic World trailer because it released early! (Not a fake segment; lots of Jurassic Park talk)

Thanks to everyone for your support! In addition, Mikey set us up a pledge page for Patrick Rothfuss’s Worldbuilders, a charity drive benefitting Heifer International. Check the updates page for the new stuff we’ll do if we hit the mark! It’s a cause we believe in.

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Episode 80 Supplemental – Kris Blew It

Hey Executive Producers —

I was supposed to mention your names on the show this week, but I forgot. I hope this makes it up to you.

Signed, Formerly,


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