Episode 51 – Hot Pouches

The episode between all the super-episodes of Chainsawsuit: The big 5-1; a normal episode for a couple of normal guys who publish esoteric comedy on the ‘nets (internet[s]).

  • Kris and Mikey talk reality TV as only they can: by making it a competish.
  • Kris shows his charitable side.
  • Mikey fawns over Hannibal some more because somebody put a bird on it.
  • A super-special sneak preview of this television off-season’s greatest new police procedural.

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EPISODE 50 – A PAX EAST LIVE SHOW SPECTACULAR

A milestone. A legend. An anniversary. A podcast.

The Chainsawsuit show turns 50 with a show recorded with an audience of over 600 people. There’s almost too much show to contain, but we contained it even though the PKE readings were off the charts.

  • Kris and Mikey discuss the multitude of other shows that almost made them miss PAX East this year
  • We choose topics live with a studio audience you can almost hear, kinda, well … maybe a little bit
  • #thatscamels
  • #LAUGH
  • Sponsored by Heinz
  • Correction: It’s not sponsored in any way by Heinz
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Episode 49 – Everyone Sleeps Forever

Big episode 49! We’ll be at PAX East next weekend — if you’re attending, come on out Saturday night at 7:30 PM in the Bumblebee Theater for a LIVE recording of Episode 50!

But that’s 50. In 49, Mikey and Kris:

  • River delta, a landform at the mouth of a river
  • Each incoming class of players is required to memorize and perform the song to the upperclassmen
  • A number of others were shot, beaten, or pistol-whipped but survived
  • A͊̀̋̍s̨ ͗̍ͮ̈́͏ő̴͌̃ḟ̈̎ ̂ͮ̌̒͛͛2͝0́̐͊́̐ͭ1͋̑̄0́͒̾̀ͩ̍ ̑ͮͦ͌̐̚͢t͗̅͠h̎e̡ͩ̽̂͆́ ̓͗̎̈͂́p͜o͑͂̊̄p̎ͤ̔͊͒̅ͯu͢l̵ͪ̎a̶ͫ͑͋̎̍ͩ̔tͯ̑̔ͧ̒̿iͤo͑̀ͦͩ̓ņ̅̅ͯ̒ ͛ͨ̒͛͛͊̾w̓ͨͧa̎̍͂͗s͊ͣ͂͗͗ ̍́̿eͣ̒̏ͭ͛̂͞sͥ͆tͧͯ͠i̾̅͗̋͌͒͝m͗̊́̌͌̂̅aͬ͜t̸̔͑̒̆̈́͋ē̛͛̌͐̄̇dͬ͢ ͥ͋̎͡ȁͫͤ͜t̉̀̒ͦͣ ͦͨͧ̊͌͗2ͦ͑̔̓̒̑̄2̢̌,̸̈́͐ͥ̀́͌4̷̾̔̇ͤ7ͣ̐̉͂̈9ͧ̍
  • n͢҉̢̝̭̹̤͕̫͝o̵̘̞̱͙̙̠̠͇͙͖̘̹̟̻̮̮̮̯͟͢
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Scared Yet – Jeff The Killer

I’m launching the first episode of my creepypasta review series! In this edition of Scared Yet, I take a look at a horror story that is consistently in top 10 creepypasta lists across the internet: Jeff The Killer.

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Episode 48 – Pilot Season

Forty-eight, more like forty-great. Well, I tried, that’s all that matters — but it actually is a fine show, as:

  • Kris runs into a fan at Emerald City Comicon who has trouble with his mucus production
  • Mikey and Kris explore the new TV pilot season and try to guess the premise from the title
  • Commercials! Commercials! Commercials!
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