three new shirts on sale at my topatoco store! let me show you them!!
- left: Poor Cthulhu has been beaten back to R’lyeh by an unlikely group of heroes, wielding what looks like a frisbee, a small number of arrows, and a mallet with a custom wicker grip. How random.
- center: Perhaps it’s the brutally un-air-conditioned outdoors, with angry heat surging from our furious daystar! Perhaps it’s some sort of absurd human social function, where staring unblinkingly at a tiny screen would be considered rude! Think of all the incredible tweets you’re not making right now! Augh!!
- right: Time of death: HBO Go. I’m sorry, Mrs. Television, we did everything we could.