chainsawsuit by kris straub

xbox reveal! wow! (9 Comments)

kris — Tue, 21 May 2013 19:24:57 +0000

today is the reveal of the new xbox, dubbed the xbox one. they were live-tweeting the event at the PA report. here are the bullet points you’ll need to know to “stay in the game” no one on stage for the announcement was charismatic a thing lowered from the ceiling and received scattered, awkward applause [...]

the savagery of the iron man (36 Comments)

kris — Mon, 20 May 2013 15:41:46 +0000

if someone has an iron and you don’t have an iron, advantage: them how do you know if someone is carrying a concealed iron? look for perfect pleats guys, there’s still time to get something from my $8 book sale! all my books are $8 each, and the prices on the posters and t-shirts have [...]

The Chainsawsuit Podcast, Episode 4 (14 Comments)

kris — Mon, 20 May 2013 02:22:51 +0000

WOW! We made it to Episode 4 and it’s just getting better. Well — maybe not better. It’s definitely longer. This week’s topics: What is wrong with feet Renaissance faires Cooking, and how Kris doesn’t understand it A Saw It For You discussion of Star Trek Into Darkness (fake spoiler-heavy) ALL-NEW SPONSORS Plus a bonus [...]

goodbye the office (24 Comments)

kris — Fri, 17 May 2013 18:27:14 +0000

well, the last episode of the office aired last night, and having not watched it in two years, it’s exactly how i wanted it to end. they finally answered the big “erin/andy/temp-character-i-can’t-believe-they-kept” triangle

order in the court (27 Comments)

kris — Thu, 16 May 2013 14:54:48 +0000

this strip was inspired by driving around seattle at 5 AM looking for an open restaurant. they do not exist

catchin nightmares (26 Comments)

kris — Wed, 15 May 2013 18:02:43 +0000

famous chef has his work cut out for him!! so did gordon ramsay in the amy’s baking company episode of kitchen nightmares. if you have not been following this madness, check it out kitchen nightmares is one of very few shows i will watch. if you want to watch the horrible effects of being insulated [...]

gettin’ er done (19 Comments)

kris — Tue, 14 May 2013 16:05:46 +0000

when you’re freelance, it’s most important to have a work schedule. at any given time, making one is the last thing on my to-do list guys, there’s a NEW chainsawsuit podcast available with mikey and myself. you can listen to it, for free, for fun. or for work, if you want to. you can count [...]

The Chainsawsuit Podcast, Episode 3 (13 Comments)

kris — Tue, 14 May 2013 03:36:16 +0000

A lot of you are asking us to get this thing up on iTunes. It’s been submitted! Don’t worry, when it finally shows up, Mikey and I will hammer you day and night. Now there’s a mental image! In the meantime, enjoy Episode 3, featuring Supportive moms Iron Man 3 (no actual spoilers) and the [...]

boner college is competitive (26 Comments)

kris — Mon, 13 May 2013 06:46:21 +0000

remember the classic 1980s sex comedy boner college? these undergrads had no idea that at this school, boners are the only rule. and it’s gonna take a pretty big boner to get them out of this jam. i’m not sure how boners are judged or evaluated. the movie was never clear on that. it was [...]

hype and hypeability (22 Comments)

kris — Fri, 10 May 2013 17:42:01 +0000

sorry guys, i just don’t feel that hype today :(