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i saw so many problems in the first episode of cosmos with neil degrasse tyson. i don’t see how anyone is going to learn anything

  • neil degrasse tyson grew and shrank at will, and stood directly in front of the big bang without harm coming to him
  • he walked around earth around the first appearance of life on the planet! how many countless microbes did he spread to earth’s past
  • he survived the blast wave from the meteor that killed all the dinosaurs

my kids are going to watch this and try to shrink off the goddamned roof!! thanks for nothing, “doctor” tyson and “seth” macfarlane

(actually the show is great, i teared up, please watch it)