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i don’t know if this is at the airport, or if you’re given mandatory tickets to appear at a comedy club in your destination city. either way it’s a hoot and it’s gonna help turn the reputation of the TSA around.

it’s gonna make the TSA stand for… Total… Silliness… Agency. goddammit i can’t think of any comedy words that start with S. stand-up! “The Stand-up Agency.”

there, that’s good. funny stuff