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pizza force guy — or perhaps just pizza force — is a human anomaly

was he sent to deliver pizzas in an obnoxious way? does he actually hate pizzas? i like to think that he is an archetype, a personification of the duel between consumer and restaurant that goes on every second of every day

anyway, eat pizza tonight

also guess what? chainsawsuit has a new twitter feed and a new facebook page, so like it, like it, like it and get your ‘suit on

ugh nope, sorry. sorry about that. sorry