indiana jones 5
guess who’s swinging back into action!! it’s indiana and jones. disney says they will make a fifth movie.
the fifth installment deals with the pants indy was wearing when he and marion were tied to the pole, when the ark of the covenant was opened. indy was very scared and peeped and pooped his pants, but kept this a secret from marion.
the pants were lost in the desert somewhere… but belloq’s men recovered them, and they intend to show the world that indiana jones is a poo-poo scaredy man who makes pee-pees from his wee-wee.
this will be dr. jones’ greatest adventure of all time.