world war t
i had a dentist appointment this morning to look at exposed parts of my skull that live in a damp hole. here are some tweets from the last time i saw a dentist:
dentist took longer than i thought. he said he found 18 cavities. oops — teeth. i meant he found 18 teeth
— Kris Straub (@krisstraub) June 2, 2011
I didn’t need x-rays because my dentist said my teeth were see-through, like deep-sea fish — Kris Straub (@krisstraub) June 2, 2011
dentist confirms: my teeth are actually bivalves
— Kris Straub (@krisstraub) June 2, 2011
my dentist started with a drill, then put it down and picked up a brie knife — Kris Straub (@krisstraub) June 2, 2011
my dentist asked me when was the last time i saw a priest
— Kris Straub (@krisstraub) June 2, 2011
on the plus side, my dentist found 41 cents and a handcuff key — Kris Straub (@krisstraub) June 2, 2011
in my mouth theoretical dentists say they have found the “higgs tooth” #jokesforphysicistsANDdentists
— Kris Straub (@krisstraub) June 2, 2011