Hang on a sec, just reloading my apology
*reloads gun labelled 'SRY-47'*
Atamasama
I hope you get the point of my confession.
Jacketed hollow point, that is.
blan44
Execute them with kindness.
Kyle_Douglas
"Only the penitent man shall kick ass"
– Indiana Jones and the Last Due Paid
stickman
Is that the Indy reboot with Vin Diesel?
Kintrex
To be honest, I never really found it believable that Vin Diesel could be Harrison Ford's son.
Grundlegratch
If you could accept my apology by giving me lots of money, that would really help the healing process begin.
Guy from Berrien Co.
Λυπάμαι που θα ήταν πολύ τεμπέλης για να μάθουν ελληνικά και έπρεπε να μεταφράσει αυτό το μήνυμα με τη χρήση του διαδικτύου.
Code_Monkey
As a greek I accept the apology
Atamasama
My Big Fat Greek Apology
Joe Schmoe
All apologies sound Greek to me. That's why I can't apologize to you… The only "Greek" I know is the bad touch kind.
JJJMo
Sadly, I've been guilty of similar non-apologies at times
"I'm sorry your feelings were hurt / that hurt you" (You're overly sensitive)
"I'm sorry we don't agree on this" (Your thoughts are stupid, and you're clearly wrong…but I'll be the bigger person – like an insult inside a non-apology)
"I'm sorry you didn't understand me" (See panel 1)
However, there are times when I just can't help it. I'm sorry people can't all just agree with me all the time.
Deeeee
I'm so sorry you're an insenstitive jerk.
JJJMo
Look, I'm not the one going around all hurt and crying all the time. I feel just fine and dandy. So clearly the problem isn't me. I'm sorry that is hard for you to accept.
guesssst
I'm so sorry you expect an apology when I feel no remorse
Tumblt
I give literal backhanded compliments. Like a pimp would.
I am so, so sorry that you are making me take responsibility for my actions. Let me be clear: I regret doing what I did, now that I know you can hold me accountable for it. Rest assured, I will never let this — you being able to call me out on my terrible behavior — happen again.
Og the Witty
It takes a big man to apologize; cause if a wimpy guy tried any of those, he'd get decked.
bonjovifriday
It's my fault. I know I should feel sorry for what I did, and I hope you can forgive me for not doing that.
apologetic
"These apologies seem disingenuo-"
"I'm sorry you feel that way."
LucidFugue
I'm sorry your face was broken when you were hit.
Commentator
Is this thing on?
Husband
I made a real apology once. Lost my wife, my kids, my home.
Never leave the toilet seat up.
Og the Witty
It takes a big man to apologize. If a little man tried to do any of those, he'd get the spit kicked out of him.
Og the Witty
There was a big delay in posting so my comment accidentally showed up twice. I'm sorry if you're too much of a neanderthal to appreciate my joke a second time.
Joe Schmoe
He accidentally posted the same comment twice, now he's…
Down-voted. Twice?
ryanbagnell
I apologize that you're so stupid as to not get what the comic meant.
Sorryaboutthewiener
Prepare for apology
Suds
Travel tip:
When immersed in the culture depicted in the above comic, it is customary to bleed out at least a half-liter of blood to indicate you have accepted the apology. Broken bones may be expected too, depending on the region.
Busy Apologist
Sorry, I don't think these will save me enough time.