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the problem with having a facebook-style news feed on twitter is that it may be too good. it may tell you things about you you never wanted to know. specifically, how you love “dumb butts.”

this page is procedurally generated. no one else is seeing this comic today. it’s about you and how much your dumb butt hangup is ruining your life. this is a web intervention from me and your family.

also i have the same problem