have you heard about this thing? i heard about it from a friend, but i do not use the special oils the guy who invented it sells. i have put a tablespoon of coconut oil in my coffee the past two days. it felt like i did have more energy, but i expended all of said energy on BMs after all that coffee and oil.

i’m also wondering if after a year, my doctor will look at my blood and ask if i’ve been eating mcdonald’s eight times a day