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sometimes you don’t have anything funny to say. sometimes you never had anything funny to say, so you put on makeup and a crazy wig and jump around

are clowns done? clowns are done, right? in the same way that there are children alive today who will never know a screen that¬†isn’t a touchscreen, are there children being born who would honestly ask a parent “what is ‘clowns'”

speaking of funny: the fifth episode of the chainsawsuit podcast! listen on that page, or subscribe to rss here or itunes here. put me in your ears, you won’t regret it! not the first time i’ve said that.