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remember the classic 1980s sex comedy boner college? these undergrads had no idea that at this school, boners are the only rule. and it’s gonna take a pretty big boner to get them out of this jam.

i’m not sure how boners are judged or evaluated. the movie was never clear on that. it was just clear that by the end, delta iota kappa had the “worst cumulative boner” and our heroes in boner house were given a medal by the president