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if you’re going to talk to someone to ask them out, be yourself

  • wear two types of feather boa
  • own a very small patterned fedora
  • pop your collar, cuffs and pant legs
  • wear enough body spray to approach the lower explosive limit
  • make sure they truly believe everyone calls you “maverick snakehead” or “wild bones” or “razor tron-bullet”