pick-up ghost

Nov12

on November 12, 2012

“your place or mine? oh — i guess, why would i haunt my own place. let’s go to yours”

└ Tags: a failed pick-up attempt, bar, dead, ghost, huntyr chase, huntyr isn't dead don't worry, pick-up lines, scary, scary stories, specter, spirit, spooky

Matt

You have no idea how relevant this is to my day.
- djublonskopf
  
  You have no idea what I thought of your comment.
  - CJoe
    
    You have no idea what
    - LQu
      
      You have no
      - toaster_pimp
        
        You have
      - John P.
        
        You
      - nungus
        
        BOO!
      - anon
        
        oh jesus christ
      - MrGuy
        
        Easy there, cogBOO
B. Phoenix

he must have gone a little heavy on the BOOze… eh? eh?
yeah i got nothing
manekin

He saw right through that clumsy attempt.
Steve Lewis

Just ONCE I want to go to a bar without getting hit on by some sheethead.
- Sivad
  
  I see what you did there. That old blanket won't that guy. Best he gave up the ghost.
Backstage

Give up, The Ghost.
o0o

i'm a bit uncomfortable with his saucy ghost-tail floating all the way up his back to his head. i'm uncomfortable with the new feelings this image gives me.
Drew Carey's Career

Saw right through him.
Dan

He didn't stand a ghost of a chance.
spiritutu

He should've done some ghost recon first.
He should've rehearsed that alone in the dark first.
He should've…luigi's mansion…sucked.
Ashley Ketjsum

"You must be a ghost, because you've been haunting my dreams."
- D, just D
  
  I can do that right now, and I'm alive.
  
  Prove I can't.
Pedro del Taco

That's right! Being haunted is a commitment! It's so gratifying to see a comic that upholds traditional values like not cheating on the ghost you have at home.
Patrick

"You like the Beastie Boys?"
"Yeah! What's your favorite album?"
"Paul's Boo-tique."
1415dr

Unwanted sexual advances are a grave subject.
joo-

Hauntyr Chase
Ryan Veeder

The worst ghost, bar none.

yeah, because, "bar"
Steve B.

Listen, you guys are so quick to judge the ghost in this scenario, but the art is too simplistic for us to tell how the man is dressed. He might've been dressed like a ghost-slut*, in which case, he was asking for it.

*I do not know what manner of dress a ghost considers provocative. It is possible that I look totally ghost-slutty at this very moment. I… I don't want to talk about this anymore.
- Steve B.
  
  Haha, did people infer that I have an antiquated and reprehensible view of women based on a lame ghost joke? Dangit.
  - Amanda
    
    No, it's one level past that. They inferred that you were the kind of feminist that would bring it up in a tangentially related discussion for no reason.
Blinky

He's secretly thinking about the ghost-at-the-bar, and his ghost-at-home, hauting it up at the same time.
- Haunting counsellor
  
  The ghost-at-the-bar actually is his ghost-at-home, they're just trying to spice up the haunting with a little roleplay.
JJJ

He broke the first rule of ghost pick-ups: Don't spook unless spoken to.
joltthecoat

Every married man is haunted..

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