this country is ruined

Nov07

on November 7, 2012

Chapter: thecomic

i like to pretend the covenant is all socialists

edit: added a beard because that seems scarier and “other”

└ Tags: covenant, election, forward, gamers, games, halo, halo 4, liberals, master chief, obama, politics, video games

Backstage

Clean Energy Sword.
Will

"AHH DEMON!"
– Republican Grunt
Bry

we need to get more shotguns in the hands of hard working space commanders
Elbasunu

You forgot "woman."
- elrunethe2nd
  
  Perhaps he's a transvestite?
- romantiCaveman
  
  Still keep the beard, though.
Brendan Adkins

This is my favorite First Panel Exposition Guy ever.
Man At Work

I don't know why you're so surprised. They explained all that in the novels already.
AllHallowsSteve

Finally a Teabagger I can appreciate.
elrunethe2nd

I envisage Cortana in a burqa.
Hectate

I know it's Movember but when Master Chief takes off his helmet and spontaneously grows a beard from one panel to the next… well, it's easy to feel that my one week stubble is inadequate.
Lurdiak

SEE YOU SOON, ISRAELIS
TheDeuze

FORWARD UNTO D.A.W.N.*

*Democrats Always Want Needlers
SwiftAusterity

This gives not entirely new meaning to the phrase "sticky grenade"
o0o

he was straight hot boxin that helmet
Dan

I was made after a cartoonist read two news articles at the same time, now I'm…
thewiz

I didn't know Captain Haddock was Master Chief
Kintrex

Will the original beardless version be available on the special edition blu-ray set?
NotAChance

Is he not canonically a gay muslim? Whenever I play as Master Chief on XBox Live, people refer to me as a gay muslim, so I just always assumed.
Stuart

As we all know, beards are a sign of Socialism.
Space Hoop

This looks like the Turkish bootleg Halo.
Mike

I knew 343i would be taking some liberties with the story, but I never saw this coming.
guest

Is that a spliff?
romantiCaveman

Double XP points with specially marked packs of Thiritos!
Enl

Oh hey, it's that guy who invited Ezio and Altair to meet the ultimate assassin.

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