this could happen to you, america
In their defense, bats have a great economic plan.
Which, incidentally, involves flying headlong into pillars and then hiding in the rafters of every theater in America.
A focus on the arts was the fresh new approach America needed, apparently.
I heard that bats take a strong position on China and the Middle East.
Bats poop everywhere.
In other words, they create jobs.
There are only two types of bats: job creators and draculas.
America's fastest growing employer – Guanotanamo Bay. Man, really shoe-horned that one in…
Ironically, they weren't even on my radar this election.
Should've used sonar.
To the president-cave!
Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you? We need some help from you now!
The only thing we have to fear is BATS
Attempted assassin, identified only as the Joker, released a statement:
"I thought it was someone else."
Still more likely than a Ron Paul win
Once again my vote for an independent party is wasted.
Bees in 2016 I guess. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XcT49ms4yg
Bats seemed like a great candidate at the time, but we didn't know that the real power was the adviser, the shadowy batsman.
Yeah, I voted Bats. But what else was I going to do, vote 3rd party?
I was going to vote for "Batman", but the write-in slot in the Connecticut ballot is about half an inch wide so I could only vote for "Bat".
It's almost like they don't care what you write in.
I still just think it's funny that you guys count one President twice.
He was elected twice in nonconsecutive terms, now he's…
Though to be fair, that was his name before he was elected president, too.
Other surprise runner up write-in votes included but were not limited to:
2. Portuguese Water Dogs
3. That One Girl in High School that no one liked but always made YOU feel a little funny down in the boner zone.
4. The developers of the popular video game Angry Birds.
In other news, Anheiser-Busch has purchased Cuba. Missile Crisis imminent.
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
Watch out! The Dark Night is coming! The Dark Night of improvement for whole nation!
Well, they aren't so dark actually. It's just a fuzzy cloud of nice little and funny wings. Oh and those cute little faces! Look at those faces!
I demand to see the birth certificate for all bats.
And I will give $5,000,000 dollars to any charity of the bats' choice for each set of college transcripts I see.
At first I wasn't sure, but I was won over by their lovely spouse Gloria: http://chainsawsuit.com/2008/04/30/strip-359/
So long as Bats can make good on their promise of mosquito free summer nights I don't care what else they do.
They truly are the lesser of two evils.
Damn it, the president keeps biting and giving congress rabies.
Yet more reason to support Bats #bats4prez2016
BAT is evolving!
Congratulations! BAT evolved into POTUS!
POTUS is trying to learn Living Up To Campaign Promises, but it can't learn more than four moves… delete an older move to make room for Living Up To Campaign Promises?
the B button is stuck down
It's Super Effective!
Man, Bats are really adamant about pushing their Stock Car Racing Expert Expert-degrees. It's impressive and all, but does that really make them qualified to run a country?
Ask not what you can do for your country, but what you can do for SCREEEEEEEEE.
I dunno, Im not sure if President Bats focus on small, nocturnal insects will help the economy.
My fellow Americans, the war against insects starts today!
I promise to dedicate myself to this hunt, and I won't rest until I've personally devoured every one of them!