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remember, remember, the month of crab-vember

the crab-men are coming, america. and they are from the sea. but you can stop them by going to red lobster every day and eating them into oblivion. send the crabs an irresponsible message this november by not voting and by eating lots of crab meat

what’s that? allergic? you can still support the effort — stop by red lobster, buy any crab dinner and just throw it away