kickstarter for everyone

Jul10

on July 10, 2012

Chapter: thecomic

go ahead, dare to dream

it may be within your reach. at least, after the surgery

(inspired by a conversation with scott, who else)

└ Tags: "more o the good stuff" is my favorite line, a good rhyme for sheath, backers, circumcized, crowdsourcing, dirty jokes, funding, grow, internet, kickstarter, money, stretch goals, web, wiener

Jesse

Dickstarter.

Yes?

Yes.
- bonjovifriday
  
  There is a similar project on IndieGrowGrow.
YouMyDachshund

Stretch goals: To enhance vlogs, acquire replay rights to "I Touch Myself" by the Divinyls.
AllHallowsSteve

"Top contributor gets two weeks of limited storage space."
PaulishMH

empty your sock, more cushion for my–WHOOPS!
thealucinaut

"Little less cash in your pocket, help me grow my rocket."

"For a few dollars more, I'll have inches galore."

"Your small investment, my large adjustment."

"Toss in all twenty bucks, they go right to my fucks."
- Justin
  
  Two words: "stretch goals."
  - MinuteWalt
    
    Oh, I see what you did there. "Stretch" goals. The awful puns that are in this single comic's comments make my head hurt. krisstraub, you have inspired people.
- krisstraub
  
  i'm not sure you know what foreskin is exactly
  - thealucinaut
    
    That's fair.
    I mean, I do, but I got stuck more on dick-related rhyming than the premise. That's my bad. That's on me. Apologies.
Edmund

"Don't let money come between us, add a half-inch to my foreskin."
- MinuteWalt
  
  I had to read it twice, and then my drink spurted out of my nose.
  - MinuteWalt
    
    (And by "nose," I mean "penis." Don't ask how my Dr. Pepper got in there.)
  - you
    
    I read that as 'my dick spurted out of my nose'. Beautiful picture.
@crsaldana

Empty your banks, help me shank skanks.
dave

This has got to be the record for most dick jokes per panel.
- MrGuy
  
  even moreso when you factor in the cockments!
  
  oops, comments
Sean

Come on guys, we can achieve something special if we pull together
David

Stick your neck out for my turtleneck.
Scrotumancer

Not my usual department, but I'll give my buddy Foreskinmancer a call. He'll fix ya right up.
krisstraub

i just want to say, at the time of this posting, chainsawsuit's ads are being hammered by yanni summer tour tickets. apparently it's contextual. i screencapped it and laughed a lot. thanks and good night.
- AllHallowsSteve
  
  Oh, he's on tour! "Click here for cities and dates and more o' the good stuff."
- Blam Fan!
  
  My ad says "Disneyland just got happier". Wow…
- lordfafoin
  
  Mine is Budget car rental saying "It's getting a free upgrade".
  
  Guess they're funding his kickstarter?
- Shadlyn
  
  I've got Rod Stewart. Also laughing a lot.
- bjnlong
  
  I've got Grainger. For the ones who get it done /indeed/.
- asdasd
  
  I've got an ad for 'remarkable business cards'.
  
  I'll say
- FanMan
  
  Mine is for AsianBeauties.com and it reads "Let her presence sooth the heat down…"
  
  I'm not even sure what that means… and it's too easy to make a 'crowdsourcing' joke out of it…
- Mycohl
  
  Mine says "BIG BREAK for small business".
  
  I think it's an AmEx ad.
Sir_Fragsalot

I'm all aquiver, cuz' I'm getting a reverse bar mitsvah!
- moreothegoodstuff
  
  you're a man becoming a boy? (The word you're looking for is "bris".)
Robert Bobson

Foreskin, more like a fiveskin amirite?
stephen

Turn my foreskin into moreskin.
REVOLVER_KAZ

What the hell kind of vaccuos hole of the internet did this come from?
August

Is it weird I kinda wanna go on kickstarter and see if this is actually like… a thing?
Godbot

Do people not like Kickstarter? I think it's a legitimately cool idea, and I'm glad it's a thing.
- Kintrex
  
  People like Kickstarter, but some people seem to think they can use it to get paid just for having a good idea, without a proof of concept or any understanding of how to move ahead. This is what people don't like.
  - derp
    
    And also I think there was some controversy regarding kickstarter's approach to cyberstalking, but I'm not sure how that actually ended up.
Brendan Adkins

Very disappointed by the fact that there are only two chainsawsuits tagged with "weiner."
Huntyr Chase

I wanna ve the FIRST to play jumprope with that thing.
- Robert Bobson
  
  humprope
MinuteWalt

Too many dick jokes…

which is why I love chainsawsuit.
JJJ

Gonna tie the end off and make baloon animals outs that stuff…..
@T_Bone_1000

For my dreams to follow, to be more hollow…
Snow_Dogs

The $30k stretch goal should for an increase to scrotum size, to keep things in proportion.
Nateman

Add this to the Daily Affirmation and that's at least two conversations you and Scott have had about foreskins. I think that qualifies as a dick fixation.
- wazootyman
  
  (dixation)
iamnotachicken

Did anyone else read this, and then read about Penny Arcade's kickstarter?

Not saying it's an intended commentary, and the analogy isn't perfect, but if the subject is unnecessary kickstarter projects…
Crimson

I um… I kinda wanna see what you'd get for donating different amounts.

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