go ahead, dare to dream
it may be within your reach. at least, after the surgery
(inspired by a conversation with scott, who else)
There is a similar project on IndieGrowGrow.
Stretch goals: To enhance vlogs, acquire replay rights to "I Touch Myself" by the Divinyls.
"Top contributor gets two weeks of limited storage space."
empty your sock, more cushion for my–WHOOPS!
"Little less cash in your pocket, help me grow my rocket."
"For a few dollars more, I'll have inches galore."
"Your small investment, my large adjustment."
"Toss in all twenty bucks, they go right to my fucks."
Two words: "stretch goals."
Oh, I see what you did there. "Stretch" goals. The awful puns that are in this single comic's comments make my head hurt. krisstraub, you have inspired people.
i'm not sure you know what foreskin is exactly
I mean, I do, but I got stuck more on dick-related rhyming than the premise. That's my bad. That's on me. Apologies.
"Don't let money come between us, add a half-inch to my foreskin."
I had to read it twice, and then my drink spurted out of my nose.
(And by "nose," I mean "penis." Don't ask how my Dr. Pepper got in there.)
I read that as 'my dick spurted out of my nose'. Beautiful picture.
Empty your banks, help me shank skanks.
This has got to be the record for most dick jokes per panel.
even moreso when you factor in the cockments!
Come on guys, we can achieve something special if we pull together
Stick your neck out for my turtleneck.
Not my usual department, but I'll give my buddy Foreskinmancer a call. He'll fix ya right up.
i just want to say, at the time of this posting, chainsawsuit's ads are being hammered by yanni summer tour tickets. apparently it's contextual. i screencapped it and laughed a lot. thanks and good night.
Oh, he's on tour! "Click here for cities and dates and more o' the good stuff."
My ad says "Disneyland just got happier". Wow…
Mine is Budget car rental saying "It's getting a free upgrade".
Guess they're funding his kickstarter?
I've got Rod Stewart. Also laughing a lot.
I've got Grainger. For the ones who get it done /indeed/.
I've got an ad for 'remarkable business cards'.
Mine is for AsianBeauties.com and it reads "Let her presence sooth the heat down…"
I'm not even sure what that means… and it's too easy to make a 'crowdsourcing' joke out of it…
Mine says "BIG BREAK for small business".
I think it's an AmEx ad.
I'm all aquiver, cuz' I'm getting a reverse bar mitsvah!
you're a man becoming a boy? (The word you're looking for is "bris".)
Foreskin, more like a fiveskin amirite?
Turn my foreskin into moreskin.
What the hell kind of vaccuos hole of the internet did this come from?
Is it weird I kinda wanna go on kickstarter and see if this is actually like… a thing?
Do people not like Kickstarter? I think it's a legitimately cool idea, and I'm glad it's a thing.
People like Kickstarter, but some people seem to think they can use it to get paid just for having a good idea, without a proof of concept or any understanding of how to move ahead. This is what people don't like.
And also I think there was some controversy regarding kickstarter's approach to cyberstalking, but I'm not sure how that actually ended up.
Very disappointed by the fact that there are only two chainsawsuits tagged with "weiner."
I wanna ve the FIRST to play jumprope with that thing.
Too many dick jokes…
which is why I love chainsawsuit.
Gonna tie the end off and make baloon animals outs that stuff…..
For my dreams to follow, to be more hollow…
The $30k stretch goal should for an increase to scrotum size, to keep things in proportion.
Add this to the Daily Affirmation and that's at least two conversations you and Scott have had about foreskins. I think that qualifies as a dick fixation.
Did anyone else read this, and then read about Penny Arcade's kickstarter?
Not saying it's an intended commentary, and the analogy isn't perfect, but if the subject is unnecessary kickstarter projects…
I um… I kinda wanna see what you'd get for donating different amounts.