at the time of this posting, scientists at cern are holding a press conference on their findings of a particle consistent with the behavior of the higgs boson, a particle that has plagued researchers for i don’t know how long, but i do remember making jokes about it as a kid, if that tells you anything about my childhood

so what’s so important about the higgs boson? well, this is chainsawsuit so forget it, but it’s really interesting

the leading theory is that the particle contains a girl’s phone number (ha ha, take that nerds)