just sometimes not… the organs part of within, sometimes that’s the part you have to be strong about, because your within area is diseased
He has a heart of gold. Hence the surgery.
Mm, cardiomidas hardening syndrome. Got my grandma too.
It's okay. She led a rich life.
They won't say his name, but I can assume he's from NKotB. Second panel drops a subtle hint.
No, why do you think he's having the surgery?
This sandwich is awful. It's a real POBH (piece of bob's heart).
You didn't order it without the crust, did you?
Of course he did. Dude is YOLO for life.
Is that a "metaphorical" metaphorical?
No, no, it's "literally" a POS heart, metaphorically speaking, of course.
If anyone can beat this, it's him. He's got huge cajones…swollen from infection, bless his heart.
And by "bless," I assume you mean "there's no God so just shut up about religion and Christianity is for fools and when you die that's it."
Oh, well yeah. Can it mean something else?
Metaphorically he's dying. And literally.
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra, man. Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra…..
What a smart guy, he's got a mind like a steel trap. Doctors weren't able to remove the shards from the accident. Can't get anything out of there.
"Did I mention his heart is from a dragon?"
"Yeah, totally, except the Dragon wasn't cool… Or healthy."
"Oh, that sucks."
"Does the heart give him magic powers?"
"Yeah… I mean like one…"
"Yeah… He can, uh, hauck big acidic loogies…"
"So the Dragon was a Black Dragon?"
"Oh, makes sense. I doubt a Black one would give his heart up."
"So… anyways, you wanna get some Chinese food?"
10pt violation for:
Too much word(s) & /
"Like Dragonheart? Does it give him magic powers?"
"Yeah, I mean like one…"
"He can hauck big acidic loogies…"
"His heart is from a Dragon."
"Does it give him magic powers?"
"He can hauck big acidic loogies…"
Yes, that's it, continue posting the same terrible "joke". Maybe fourth time's the charm?
I am a huge wind turbine of your eyes and mouth moving words changing comics. Please to thanks!
He'll be back on his feet in no time after months of recovery.
Well, back on his prostheses. We had to take the feet.
Actually, his insurance didn't clear, we had to take the prostheses. So back on his stubs, I guess.
I think I have a solution for what ails him!
Because him is me! My heart can't take this much shouting! ah jesus
easy there cogburn
more like "easy there, what doctors refer to as acid reflux"
The doctors say his heart's completely boned.
Literally. They called it Osteocardiosis.
Fun fact: Cardiac calcification is a real thing!
Its also something you really don't want.
He finds his strength from within.
NO THANKS TO YOU, HEART.
He has the soul of a champion. In retrospect all that necromancy he was doing is probably what damaged his heart in the first place.
Correlation is not causation.
I don't see what being crowned king has to do with being careful.
If I was just crowned king, I'd make it a point to be pretty careful. The last king probably wasn't.
This is why I start my day by having my internals do resistance training. After only 3 months, I can now ignore paper cuts!
but realistically, how often do you get internal paper cuts?
I accidentally went in for cardiac surgery twice… now I have a double bypass.
I once went in to have an ingrowing toenail removed, and my Dad mentioned to the surgeon that I had balls of steel. Unfortunately, it turned out he suffers from Asperger's Syndrome…
My people tell a similar story…