strength comes from within

May22

on May 22, 2012

just sometimes not… the organs part of within, sometimes that’s the part you have to be strong about, because your within area is diseased

└ Tags: being strong, cardiac, concerned friends, doctor, hanging tough, heart, hospital, strength, strong, surgery, two guys thinkin bout their bud

AllHallowsSteve

He has a heart of gold. Hence the surgery.
- Grygor
  
  Mm, cardiomidas hardening syndrome. Got my grandma too.
  - jknevitt
    
    It's okay. She led a rich life.
@gCrusher

They won't say his name, but I can assume he's from NKotB. Second panel drops a subtle hint.
RoboGoofers

"Metaphorical" POS?
- targetbuddy
  
  No, why do you think he's having the surgery?
- Robert Bobson
  
  This sandwich is awful. It's a real POBH (piece of bob's heart).
  - targetbuddy
    
    You didn't order it without the crust, did you?
    - FanMan
      
      Of course he did. Dude is YOLO for life.
- NintendoDuim
  
  Is that a "metaphorical" metaphorical?
- macsnafu
  
  No, no, it's "literally" a POS heart, metaphorically speaking, of course.
Veektorr

If anyone can beat this, it's him. He's got huge cajones…swollen from infection, bless his heart.
- AllHallowsSteve
  
  And by "bless," I assume you mean "there's no God so just shut up about religion and Christianity is for fools and when you die that's it."
  - Veektorr
    
    Oh, well yeah. Can it mean something else?
TheClockThief

Metaphorically he's dying. And literally.
Narnia.
RoboGoofers

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra, man. Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra…..
BenBen

What a smart guy, he's got a mind like a steel trap. Doctors weren't able to remove the shards from the accident. Can't get anything out of there.
Croc

"Did I mention his heart is from a dragon?"

"Like Dragonheart?"

"Yeah, totally, except the Dragon wasn't cool… Or healthy."

"Oh, that sucks."

"Yup."

"Does the heart give him magic powers?"

"Yeah… I mean like one…"

"Really?"

"Yeah… He can, uh, hauck big acidic loogies…"

"Oh…"

"Yeah…"

"So the Dragon was a Black Dragon?"

"Copper actually."

"Oh, makes sense. I doubt a Black one would give his heart up."

"Yup."

"So… anyways, you wanna get some Chinese food?"

"Sure."
- Refbot
  
  10pt violation for:
  
  Too much word(s) & /
  
  Extended joke(s)
  - Croc
    
    "Did I mention his heart is from a dragon?"
    
    "Like Dragonheart? Does it give him magic powers?"
    
    "Yeah, I mean like one…"
    
    "Really?"
    
    "He can hauck big acidic loogies…"
    - Croc
      
      "His heart is from a Dragon."
      
      "Does it give him magic powers?"
      
      "He can hauck big acidic loogies…"
      - John
        
        "Loogies"
      - MrGuy
        
        Brilliant.
      - targetbuddy
        
        Loo
      - Morze
        
        gies
      - zee
        
        Yes, that's it, continue posting the same terrible "joke". Maybe fourth time's the charm?
Fort

Sincerely Kristuffer,

I am a huge wind turbine of your eyes and mouth moving words changing comics. Please to thanks!
Scrotumancer

He'll be back on his feet in no time after months of recovery.
- Hans
  
  Well, back on his prostheses. We had to take the feet.
  - bjlong
    
    Actually, his insurance didn't clear, we had to take the prostheses. So back on his stubs, I guess.
Doc Cogburn

I think I have a solution for what ails him!
- Brendan Adkins
  
  Because him is me! My heart can't take this much shouting! ah jesus
  - o0o
    
    easy there cogburn
    - MrGuy
      
      more like "easy there, what doctors refer to as acid reflux"
@BlackFelos

The doctors say his heart's completely boned.
Literally. They called it Osteocardiosis.
- Jor-El
  
  Fun fact: Cardiac calcification is a real thing!
  
  Its also something you really don't want.
Jakob

He finds his strength from within.
NO THANKS TO YOU, HEART.
bonjovifriday

He has the soul of a champion. In retrospect all that necromancy he was doing is probably what damaged his heart in the first place.
- D, just D
  
  Correlation is not causation.
  - bonjovifriday
    
    I don't see what being crowned king has to do with being careful.
    - derp
      
      If I was just crowned king, I'd make it a point to be pretty careful. The last king probably wasn't.
Pedro del Taco

This is why I start my day by having my internals do resistance training. After only 3 months, I can now ignore paper cuts!
- o0o
  
  but realistically, how often do you get internal paper cuts?
Mathis Phoire

I accidentally went in for cardiac surgery twice… now I have a double bypass.
Code Red

I once went in to have an ingrowing toenail removed, and my Dad mentioned to the surgeon that I had balls of steel. Unfortunately, it turned out he suffers from Asperger's Syndrome…
- Kissinger
  
  My people tell a similar story…

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