that’s the motto

May17

on May 17, 2012

you only live once — i asked for a shirley temple but had them put two maraschino cherries in it this time

erry day erry day

└ Tags: carpe diem, confidence, diner, egg, egg salad sandwich, live in the moment, road cuisine, sandwich, treat yourself, yolo, you only live once

AllHallowsSteve

Whoa, there. There's a difference between living on the edge and cutting it right the fuck off.
Ben

It's the big risks that make you feel truly alive.
tunechi

Will the line cook really put up with this kind of ridiculous bread micromanagement in his own diner?
Maybe he won't – then again maybe he will. (I can almost guarantee he gets the heel.)
D, just D

This time he wants to piss OFF the staff.
bonjovifriday

You know what? Today when I get off work, I'm gonna undo an extra button on my dress shirt. Cause gosh darn it, it's nice outside.
- Bloopy
  
  So that'll be 5 buttons instead of the usual 4?
  - bonjovifriday
    
    I'm not sure I understand, my cuff only has 2.
    - Haven
      
      Nice off-the-cuff remark.
AllHallowsSteve

Just noticed the ad at the top for easy chicken sandwiches, easy egg salad sandwiches featuring Egg Beaters, and commercial mowers.
Marcus

I hate Tyga. Every time I hear that song I want to ear clap him Sherlock Holmes style
Jantal

I'm so extraordinarily cheap that I could never do this.

I PAID FOR THAT CRUST. You're not stealing my crust from me.
- Dave
  
  Egg salad sandwich, crust on the side please.
  - Daniel
    
    TWO CRUSTS
    - targetbuddy
      
      The cook accidentally cooked the sandwich twice, now it's… burnt!
- Haven
  
  You're going to be a crusty miser one day.
- tropital
  
  Well, aren't you quite the crustomer.
Nabbers

This guy with the round head is taking it to the edge. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Marj

Ew, the sandwich is too mushy without a crust. I wish I hadn't done that.
- Morze
  
  My life is full of regrets.
  - Danny
    
    You only live once – so make sure to regret every damn second.
snazzycool

He's made enough for two sandwiches, boy, stunt double.
RoboGoofers

"Wait! come back! Could you just put the crust on the side? Thanks."

*Close one there. baby steps… baby steps…*
- RoboGoofers
  
  15 minutes later: He gets hit by a car. YOLO
  - o0o
    
    "do i want to be reincarnated? well, i guess so. YOLO!"
- Brendan Adkins
  
  ah jesus, easy there cogburn
Pretenditarian

YO(U)LO(SE)
YOPFO

I DO NOT EAT I AM A CONSTRUCT OF PURE ENERGY AND THOUGHT BUT I WOULD LIKE TO ASSIMILATE YOUR MEMORY OF EGG TASTE PLEASE THANK YOU…WITHOUT CRUST TASTE MEMORY…

YOU ONLY PROPAGATE FOREVER ONCE
- bonjovifriday
  
  THESE TEMPORAL COORDINATES ARE THE INITIAL COORDINATES FOR ALL SUBSEQUENT EVENTS OCCURRING WITHIN THE TOTALITY OF YOUR EXISTENCE.
- YOPFO Rules
  
  This just made my day.
HowieMandel

Due to being a germophobe, he eats the sandwich with a knife and fork.

He knows YOLO, but he wants to LALAP.

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