i think i’m parked a little too close to the hydrant though, marty, one sec
1.21 kilowatts?! tom, where am i gonna get that kinda power??
oh that's right, anywhere
the flux capacitor is just some wires hooked up to a potato
Satire on your own comments?!?! I can't take it!
Stage Direction: Doc opens up the hood and reveals 2 gerbils running around in a hamster wheel.
A white van peels through Twin Pines' parking lot and screeches to a halt beside the DeLorean. A well-groomed, bearded man of Libyan descent leaps out of the driver's seat and presents Doc Brown a receipt for two (2) Mongolian gerbils ($2.99 ea.) and $13.84 in change. He then laughs, claps the Doc on the back, assures him that no effort is too great if it means winning a repeat customer, and invites the Doc and Marty to his mother's home for tea and bazeen anytime they'd like.
Doc, you don't just walk into a store and-and buy gerbils. Did you rip those off?
The finale of Back To The Future 3 consists of Marty and Doc having to give the DeLorean a push to get it up to speed.
So… The Delorian goes back in time without the Doc or Marty? Or does the Flux Capacitor make a bubble that can encompass people pushing the vehicle?
Sadly, Doc was stranded in 2004 when he parked on a gentle hill and forgot to put the handbrake on
At least he was stranded in a time before the Great Rescesion! He could get a job, invest some money and pull out before all the mess started. Hell, he could make enough money to make a Pinto Time Machine!
Sadly, Doc was still from 1985. He invested all his money in a dotcom startup, and became a penniless beggar forever trapped in the slightly before now.
Imagine if he miniaturized the time machine to be as small as a back pack! We could ALL be time ruiners and not have to buy an expensive Lamborghini!
It's not a Lamborghini – It's a DMC DeLorean. They're cheap. Unless $10,000 counts as an "expensive" car for you, in which case you'd never be able to afford the plutonium or the reactor core for the backpack model.
I know a guy who knows a guy who has Plutonium but getting a DeLorean, forget about it!
Great Scott! I did it! I've leapt .000000158443823 years into the future!
Are you Marty McFly? I'm from Western Union. We've been holding this letter for you since nine-thirty this morning.
*Marty looks at his watch*
"But It's 9:31…"
This is the best Chainsawsuit ever.
Hey now that can't be true. We haven't seen all of chainsawsuit yet. Be patient you chainsawsuit Padawan.
Well, maybe he's from the future. And if so, SPOILER ALERT.
Whoa. This is marginally burdensome.
I +.1'ed it.
Chainsawsuit + Timetravel = boners
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Can I tarnish your glass?
"Roads? Where we're going, we won't need roads! Just a slight slope, or a reasonably flat field and a donkey."
"And all we have to do is give the Delorian a shove!"
Marty comes back from 1955 by rubbing a cat on carpet
Silly Kris Straub, the british units have the LEAST ability to be scaled by factors of 10…
And this is why I love Chainsawsuit – where else am I going to get inside jokes about the metric system?
I'm pretty sure that any number can be multiplied or divided by 10. (or 100 in this case.)
"Chuck! Chuck, it's Marvin! Your COUSIN, Marvin Berry? You know that parking space you're looking for?"
Hold on, let me turn the time circuits o
Woah, there. That's a whole 393 millimeters a second!
You've changed the future, Marty! If the timeline isn't restored, you might get a bit dizzy, maybe a stomachache!
"It's your zygotes, Marty! Something's gotta be done about your zygotes!"
Park to the Future!!!
enjoying it 100%.
l.o.v.e. it soooo much!