diablo 3 is finall

May15

on May 15, 2012

yeaaahh!!! i’ve waited f

└ Tags: blizzard, crap i lost my authenticator, diablo, diablo 3, games, gaming, good work kris more like this one, responsibilities shirked, sick day, video games

Modus Ponens

Firs
- krisstraub
  
  well done, friend, the only time i have ever seen a "first" joke get upvoted. this day may never come again (hopefully)
Cube

I shall live vicariously through this comic :<
Totema

I am eagerly waiting to read thoughtful, constructive input on this comic from fellow readers.

Guys? Hello?
GoSign

I'm glad that even after being torn away from drawing the comic by the irresistible pull of [ EXPLAINING THE JOKE ] you returned to start writing the accompanying post and title. Waiting for downloads I assume?

Also, anyone trying to get that Candlejack thing started shall be cursed forever with clinical depression.
- Simon_Roberts
  
  well shit son i'm already there so let's start a whole fuckin' freakazoid thread
  
  look i want to apologize for earlier, the gong thing is actually really nice
  
  there is nothing to fear except fear itself. and this airplane going down in flames. but that won't happen with me on the job! then again, i am the only one with this little jetpack.
  
  post your favourites and then sob uncontrollably
- krisstraub
  
  woof! gosign, you did not make a positive impact here today
  - GoSign
    
    Haha, yeah. I'm not sure if I came off as hostile or something (not intended!) or if people just REALLY don't like being told not to make a certain reference.
    
    Usually when I make fun of myself, people ignore me, not hate me! (That all-caps part of the original post was me making fun of myself for overly explaining the comic's joke.)
- Adam
  
  Candlejack? Can you explain what th
Glenn

Retrieving punchline list…
- Kintrex
  
  JET WIGGLEDICK
tradertimm

if(game.cache != complete)
{
Read.Chainsawsuit();
}
- bonjovifriday
  
  while error != "" :
  print (str(account_address))
  print (str(password))
Richard

More like Diablo 3 Hours. A Korean guy finished it two hours after it was released.
- Milo
  
  Joke's on him, I derive enjoyment from video games.
- Luthor
  
  He's Korean. Blizzard games are basically their currency.
- Tazsul
  
  No. No the game was not beaten in 2 hours. It takes about 4 hours to beat each act. The entire game is about 3 times as long as D2. That's just on normal difficulty. There are 4 fricken levels of difficulty including one balanced for max level play only._"Some Korean guy" beating D3 in 2 hours is a complete fabrication, and anyone who believes it is quite frankly naive.
  - @gCrusher
    
    You tell 'em Steve-Dave!
  - Ben
    
    The recorded playthrough disagrees with you.
Aspirant.Fool

My favorite part is where you don't get error 37, but then the game times out retrieving your empty hero list. Seems like a long development period for a title screen and a couple error messages.
- Glenn
  
  It gets better. I've gotten to the character creation screen but the game keeps timing out trying to create my character.
- wykstrad
  
  Man, what a newb. I've gotten 5 different types of errors and I've only been playing for like an hour. Maybe go back to getting red rings of death on your suXbox and leave the real error-getting to people who know what they're doing.
@crsaldana

Allow me to finish this comic for you Kris.

"that's cool tell me how it is!"

An hour later

"I dunno man, the first puzzle is kicking my ass, I haven't been able to fight anybody yet"
Matt

Finally we get to play Diablo 3, what's that?
Error error error mistakes were made
asdasd

Damnit, I disco'd about half way through reading this comic and lost all my progress >:(
jooho

brace yourselves for 3 weeks of no-chainsawsuit-comic
SamuelAdamsH

Stay a while and lis
- krisstraub
  
  i accidentally downvoted you, when i meant to give you +20. i hate that it won't let me change my vote
  - @nabrahamson
    
    I donated my up-vote to you
AllHallowsSteve

Hey CONGRESS! Forget about video games harming our kids and do something to protect our COMICS!
stwaldo

Once I was a stay a while and listen like you, but then I took an error to the knee.
@nabrahamson

click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click
xie

Too few comments are in the spirit of
- xie
  
  Uh oh, downvoted. So what you're sa
  - Man At Work
    
    I think they're trying to tell us som
    - don't care
      
      You guys wore out that joke faster than a cowboy on a
socratescloset

Judging by these comments I should probably not play Diablo 3 as it would be a threat to my time management/sanity/productivity/who cares where's the nearest Gamestop
RoboGoofers

DRAWING CONTEST!!
http://goo.gl/vObBp
- tradertimm
  
  Back at ya, good buddy.
  http://goo.gl/jx5tD <– My effort
  http://goo.gl/UGzq1 <– Convenient blank to get the party started
- o0o
  
  argh, my comments keep getting eaten by demons, one more try:
  
  goo.gl/ODTDD
  
  goo.gl/bMKo7
  - Hagrok
    
    I'm torn, I liked the first one, the 2nd one confused me.
  - Rosa Parks
    
    second one is roflworthy
Hagrok

Agreed. I wish I could draw.
- RoboGoofers
  
  just copy that floppy: http://goo.gl/4dLlS
  - asdasd
    
    http://goo.gl/GHX1K
    
    look, it's high concept, okay
    - Hagrok
      
      http://goo.gl/Z7XS4
      - ol man jenkins
        
        http://goo.gl/g1s27
      - Rosa Parks
        
        http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/856/chainsaw…
      - D, just D
        
        http://postimage.org/image/85nm8kngl/
Sobs

So I realized I was old today. I saw that Diablo III was released, and I got excited.

Because I figured maybe my shares of Activision would go up.

I'll never get to play it.
Jack

This half-comic is funnier than most people's full comics. Clearly you're cheating some how.
- wykstrad
  
  The solution: Require Kris to be online and logged in to Intensedebate before he can use his tablet. Nothing could possibly go wrong with that plan.
  
  It might seem like an inconvenience, but it's better than Kris cheating at an activity that does not involve competition with anyone else.
macsnafu

Where's the save opt–
Croc

Diablo 3 came out and I'm talking to a girl instead… What kind of nerd have i become!?
- @nabrahamson
  
  You're no Nikolai Tessla I'll tell you that much.
- o0o
  
  yes it is a fair assumption that at least one chainsawsuit commenter is a girl.
  - D, just D
    
    original research?
Frank da Tank

So I haven't laughed like this, for about 3 months. it's
Scrotumancer

"Emergency server maintenance" occurred halfway through panel 2.
Larry N. Martin

Man, that line in the third panel really cracked me up!
- Alan Smith
  
  Indeed! "Resident Diablo". Heh.
  - D, just D
    
    hey, any chance to slip in some more Taco Bell jokes. Doritos con Diablos to you too, buddy.
EvanMacIan

Man, I feel really left out right now.
Sortelli

I am confused do I need to be connected to the internet to read this comic or something
milfchat

I have loved playing this epic game from start to finish, well almost finished anyway lol
blindustcima

U.N.I.Q.U.E.

diablo 3 is finall

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