avengers assemble

May03

on May 3, 2012

our other arms are inside the suit, holding hands

└ Tags: avengers, cinema, comic books, comics, hollywood, iron man, kris, movies, not chainsawsuits, rdj, robert downey jr, the avengers, tony stark

Drezz_Rodriguez

now he's two iron-mans
- John
  
  Now he's ironmen
- IanB
  
  Two Iron-Mans gave his own life to save New York City. He will never forget his sacrifice.
skullmandible

so is there a beard-slot cut into the suit, or did he lovingly craft you a facsimile-beard out of onyx

because either one is majestic
- @HumanPrototype0
  
  Its a sophisticated sensor package that just happens to look like a beard.
  - scarfyeatsduck
    
    He MAY have thrown in a little "hot rod red" for effect.
- tradertimm
  
  "Facsimile beard" — very nice turn of phrase, +1 my friend.
- IanB
  
  Wait, which one is supposed to be Tony Stark?
Shishu1025

kris you even grew a real heart for him!!
@HumanPrototype0

Now I'm imagining conjoined twin super heroes.

DOUBLE HULK!
- tropital
  
  I like to imagine two conjoined spidermen, creating a literal manspider.
- RoboGoofers
  
  or even better, a hero and his nemesis conjoined.
  
  They can be called The Odd Couple.
- anon
  
  THE FANTASTIC SIAMEN!
  - JJJ
    
    no….I said "SIAMEN"…..you pervert….
- D, just D
  
  Well they did have "Hulked Out Heroes", so maybe they could have "Hulked Out Hulk", where he's like the extra crunchy peant butter of Hulks, and then him and Red Hulked Out Hulk could merge and be Christmas Time Hulked Out Double Hulk.
  - D, just D
    
    HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK hulk BARF
stwaldo

Also, Thor had a hammer just for me!

And by hammer, he meant his penis.
- Dave
  
  A superior reference there. I salute.
Believe

I bet the inside of that suit smells fantastic…like almonds and old spice and delicately cured meats. And leather.
- Hagrok
  
  And booze.
  - Believe
    
    Top shelf booze.
Scrotumancer

His prototype suit-for-two was a tandem.
BeardsForever

I always thought Iron Man was a little silly in the Marvel universe… "Hi, I'm Magneto." *squish*
- RoboGoofers
  
  yeah *Ironman* is silly. Not like some guy in red/white/blue who has a fancy shield, or a guy who is evil because he has a red complexion.
  - Maybe?
    
    Also, I think Iron Man accounts for that in his suit designs.
    - DrX
      
      Yup. Iron Man just beat up Magneto in one of the Avengers vs X-Men tie-ins.
    - Bryan
      
      Carbon-Fiber Man!
wykstrad

Kris's victory did not come without a cost, as he missed the movie, and when he got home later that night someone spoiled all the best parts on the internet.
Donnyfightworld

I like the twin hearts in panel 3. It makes it look like the armor's chest plate is a big love struck face.
- VespeneGas
  
  mind = blown
Elbasunu

This is amazing.
RoboGoofers

The things they are doing with 3d movies these days just boggles the mind!
tradertimm

Now kris can help scrape the ice off when punching through the stratosphere. Man, I'd love a Iron Man suit. So many possibilities, not to mention never having to book a plane flight ever again.
- bleh
  
  Wouldnt it be better to just have superpowers?
  - tradertimm
    
    I tend to stick with what might be feasible in reality. I don't think I'll be getting my teleport ability any time soon.
    - ohthatguy
      
      Yeah, you're sticking with what might be feasible in reality. That is exactly what you are doing.
      
      I like to imagine that I have the super power of being anonymously snarky on the internet.
Mike

The closest I ever got to something like that was to ride a bike built for two. Cheers.
AllHallowsSteve

If it was Rhodey, you would be known as Love Machine.
Backstage

"Kristofer, I'm that guy who plays Hawkeye, and Hawkeye is real. Come with me."

"…No, thanks."
- Hey Anony
  
  Who the hell is Hawkeye? Was he even in a movie?
- wykstrad
  
  I enjoy ragging on Hawkeye as much as the next guy, but Ultimates 2 convinced me that you can put him in an Avengers story and not make it seem totally ridiculous. Or maybe it's still totally ridiculous, but in an awesome way rather than a stupid way.
  - Stranger
    
    Ultimates just convinced me that Ultimate Marvel is bullcrap. "Hey kids, its all the heroes you know and love, except now theyre all dicks and everything is horrible because REALISM"
Haven

Pleasantly surprised to discover this was not the only entry marked "not chainsawsuits".
RoboGoofers

I think they already made the origin movie for something similar? It was called the Human Centipede.
BEARD

Its that amazing amazing beard you have! you already look like a billionaire, now you can fly like one.
@bronwynsnyder

this could not be more endearing, especially your smile in the last panel (not to mention the holding hands)
MikeChaff

Chainsawsuit has been crazy good lately. This whole week has had me rolling :)
Marj

Thank you for making my daydreams look normal.
Brendan Adkins

But where are your other legs?
- B. Phoenix
  
  I hope those are legs in the picture…
  - Brendan Adkins
    
    slow head shake
    - krisstraub
      
      might be penises, you never know
      
      *refreshes to check for upvotes*
      - Brendan Adkins
        
        STOP WATCHING ME
Hands

I looked at the last panel and I thought, "I bet their other arms are inside the suit, holding hands." Then I looked down at your caption, which says, "our other arms are inside the suit, holding hands."
BaloneyJustice

Well holding hands its alot better then what I thought the other hand could be doing… And yes.. I totaly would ride in that suit if Iron man was real and you had to hold Robert Downing Jr’s hand to ride… (besides, everyone knows its Batman the child molester you should be worried about…
bleh

I want hulk to be real…
- Hey Anony
  
  Hulk is real, come with me and get blasted by gamma rays
  - The 'Hulk'
    
    "Yes, gamma rays…."
    
    – Guy who was nicknamed Hulk in prison for all the wrong reasons
  - VespeneGas
    
    YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M TERMINALLY CANCER-RIDDEN
TDorsey

DOUBLE IRON MAN

WHAT DOES IT MEAN
Man at Work

Kris, the suits let you flyyy
macsnafu

Sorry Kris, but I STILL think you'd make a better Dr. Strange than Tony Stark.
Code Red

Robert DJ – "Kris, what are you doing with your hand?"
Kris – "Blasting bad guys with energy bolts!"
Robert DJ – "No, I mean your other hand."
Kris – "I'm holding your hand."
Robert DJ – "That isn't my hand."
Both – "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSooo, see that Bears' game last week?
Ambrosia

Two men one suit
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