ah, there it is. fully unlocked. door’s all the way open
First month of rent is free, security deposit is reasonable. There's no credit checks, and there's always space available.
Depression. Welcome home.
Moving out's a bitch though.
Huh, really? It's 2pm already and no comments? Come on guys! Or did this not go up until noon?
Well unfortunately, gentle reader, I can't think of anything clever to say about this strip. Maybe the next commentator will have a good one? Let's scroll down and see…
Doh! @gCrusher's comment wasn't there when I wrote my post
First things first, now.
Also, Commenting Tip: Chainsawsuit readers don't seem to like the following!
* Posts noting their post number (possible exception: when especially well-executed and referring to "rad_guy" or posted by Kris)
* Posts getting upset with other CSS readers for terrible, terrible reasons, even in a tongue-in-cheek manner
* "I can't think of anything interesting to say about this strip, but I'm commenting anyway."
Now you're learnin' on a wish!
All aboard the S. S. my face
Are you just referring to the boat name or trying to proposition the ladies?
He had to try like 6 boats before he found one that was unlocked AND had piles of money AND bikini ladies on it. it took forever.
Don't let the haters get you down. Instead, be even more detestable.
So sayeth the Scrotumancer.
The generic version is a kiddie pool in your backyard with monopoly money and blow-up dolls.
I remember the days when a mention of monopoly money could be followed up with a crack about Canadian dollars :(
When I'm feeling depressed, I like to eat Soylent Green potato chips while watching Sex In The City re-runs.
Why are Sex and the City reruns so hard to watch, even when you really like the show? The increasingly formulaic structure? I couldn't help but wonder… mildly clever play on words involving the episode's title?
Take a ride on the S.S. That Guy's Face.
You know, that cheered me up. Thanks Kris!
I like how this comic makes random things really cute
You can't see his face in the last panel, but he is smiling! It is working!
"No? Nothing? That's odd, I always feel better when I watch a guy on a boat throw money in the air next to some women."
This principle is the basis for modern hip-hop
Those ladies are actually pharmaceutical reps for Yachtaloxin.
Side effects may include: becoming crusty, talking about nor'easters
Yachtaloxin will kill you
I'm noticing a strange thread of vehicles related to faces developing in Chainsawsuit.
When your father was killed due to infectious papercuts from wayward Benjamin, this is the last thing that would cheer you up.
OR IS IT?!?!?!
…no, no it is not. :((((
I'm still depressed
Looks like good advice to me. However, my pharmacist doesn't carry money, women and yachts!
i say we all just drop this shit and gang-bang kris
well, that was a hard left turn…