the key to unlocking depression

Apr26

on April 26, 2012

ah, there it is. fully unlocked. door’s all the way open

└ Tags: advice, boat, cure, depression, feeling better, friendship, is it seasonal affective disorder, mental health, money, power, sad, women

@gCrusher

First month of rent is free, security deposit is reasonable. There's no credit checks, and there's always space available.

Depression. Welcome home.
- @zarawesome
  
  Moving out's a bitch though.
H3Knuckles

Huh, really? It's 2pm already and no comments? Come on guys! Or did this not go up until noon?

Well unfortunately, gentle reader, I can't think of anything clever to say about this strip. Maybe the next commentator will have a good one? Let's scroll down and see…
- H3Knuckles
  
  Doh! @gCrusher's comment wasn't there when I wrote my post
- MrGuy
  
  First things first, now.
  
  Also, Commenting Tip: Chainsawsuit readers don't seem to like the following!
  * Posts noting their post number (possible exception: when especially well-executed and referring to "rad_guy" or posted by Kris)
  * Posts getting upset with other CSS readers for terrible, terrible reasons, even in a tongue-in-cheek manner
  * "I can't think of anything interesting to say about this strip, but I'm commenting anyway."
  
  Now you're learnin' on a wish!
PaulishMH

hahah
All aboard the S. S. my face
- RoboGoofers
  
  Are you just referring to the boat name or trying to proposition the ladies?
RoboGoofers

He had to try like 6 boats before he found one that was unlocked AND had piles of money AND bikini ladies on it. it took forever.
Scrotumancer

Don't let the haters get you down. Instead, be even more detestable.
- anon
  
  So sayeth the Scrotumancer.
@SeaPhoam

The generic version is a kiddie pool in your backyard with monopoly money and blow-up dolls.
- asdasd
  
  I remember the days when a mention of monopoly money could be followed up with a crack about Canadian dollars :(
Croc

When I'm feeling depressed, I like to eat Soylent Green potato chips while watching Sex In The City re-runs.
- robota rozum
  
  Why are Sex and the City reruns so hard to watch, even when you really like the show? The increasingly formulaic structure? I couldn't help but wonder… mildly clever play on words involving the episode's title?
  
  /Team Charlotte
stuff

Take a ride on the S.S. That Guy's Face.
tradertimm

You know, that cheered me up. Thanks Kris!
- Rosa Parks
  
  I like how this comic makes random things really cute
karmacappa

You can't see his face in the last panel, but he is smiling! It is working!
Milo

"No? Nothing? That's odd, I always feel better when I watch a guy on a boat throw money in the air next to some women."
- Sortelli
  
  This principle is the basis for modern hip-hop
Brendan Adkins

Those ladies are actually pharmaceutical reps for Yachtaloxin.
- bjlong
  
  Side effects may include: becoming crusty, talking about nor'easters
- bleh
  
  Yachtaloxin will kill you
countfenring

I'm noticing a strange thread of vehicles related to faces developing in Chainsawsuit.
http://chainsawsuit.com/2010/12/27/introducing-th…
Backstage

When your father was killed due to infectious papercuts from wayward Benjamin, this is the last thing that would cheer you up.
- VespeneGas
  
  OR IS IT?!?!?!
  
  …no, no it is not. :((((
bleh

I'm still depressed
macsnafu

Looks like good advice to me. However, my pharmacist doesn't carry money, women and yachts!
oochakambucha

i say we all just drop this shit and gang-bang kris
- FanMan
  
  WTF? O_o
- Mr.Doctor
  
  well, that was a hard left turn…

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