his sad return
the fontalist leads a lonely, typeface-related existence
Shouldn't have asked her to pick up the check after telling her it was written in verdana.
Hey girl, let's make like comic sans and be unacceptable.
Still gets more girls than the Fontalisp.
He let his wife die because the ransom note was written in Vivaldi. Now he has to live with that guilt
How many dates with Det. Lt. Sanserif will it take before he clicks with her no-frills personality?
If this was a special episode, I'd hate to see what happens to him on the regular ones.
She probably worked out that he's a Tahomasexual.
It's not the type size, it's how you use it!
When his last girlfriend broke up with him, she used a "Dear John" letter alternating between Comic Sans and Papyrus every word.
The card hurt him worse than the break up.
He's just a times new romantic looking for his perfect glyph pair.
When he kerns, he kerns alone.
so, we meet again… Dr. Keming.
She probably left when he asked to see her wingdings.
No, she left when he refused to redesign her wordpress blog for free.
His catch phrase: "Watch out evil characters, there's a new serif in town."
His friends should be 'setting' him up with someone who's a little more his 'type'.
Will Janet McIntyre ever be able to find true love?
She left because he is also a Fondalist
She didn't leave because of his inane conversation. She left because of the disgusting comment he made about "Eurostile, wink wink" and where he'd like to put his Garamond.
By akzidenz he discovered her frutiger secret when she went to the men's room.
It all went downhill when he expressed the desire to "cross her T's" and "dot her I's".
Cursive – just a little too kinky.
He looks sad, like a "courier" of bad news…
Guess he was a little too bold about his passions.
Did he take her to an "Italic" restaurant?
didn't even tell how font I am of her
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