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i’ve been trying to keep this a secret, but you can make two cops a squad member in mass effect 3 after the dlc comes out.

two cops is trying to find someone who stole a lady’s purse, and it’s a tense race against time because all of earth is also being vaporized by the reapers

bonus: did you know the video below is the actual origin of two cops? from san diego comic con 2008. at the 1:00 mark, someone had a pair of prop shades, i put them on and made this joke. the rest is two cops history.

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