man, that kid had it all. his room looked like a showbiz pizza place had given birth to it. his parents never, ever came in. he played wearing sunglasses while wearing a power glove (even though he also used the controller! just like you and me!)

ah man, what a life, he probably ate only shaped pasta

and remember the kid in the ad for the wireless nes controller? oh man. how i wished i was kid remote, freed from the tyranny of wires and not-wearing-a-members-only-jacket