actually “you have 100 problems” is a good thing to say to a friend when you want to tell him his woman is causing problems :(
Is that Pizza Force on his day off?
This, This is very dated. Unlike me( heyooo!)
99 times out of 100, if you have to write ( heyooo!) after a statement, it is not worth saying in the first place.
I feel the exact opposite: don't write something if you feel it's not worthy of a 'heyooo'. That's why he put it in parentheses.
Actually now he knows how many problems he has. Problem solved! Back to 99.
Yeah but then his insurance was denied so its right back to 100.
I think he had 101 problems for a moment there
it's like those puzzles where change gets shuffled back and forth and one dude ends with a dollar too many
…Now, you've been left temporarily blind by the concussion. I've arranged for a temporary fix with a seeing eye dog. Unfortunately the only one I could get on short notice has become incontinent. So, out of the 100 problems, the bitch is one of them.
Prison rules, bitch!
I've got 99 problems but misuse of the colloquialism "ain't" ai'nt one
…. hi't me
I'd say that adds up to far more than 100 problems. Unless that one problem is "my everything is broken."
His father is in the waiting room, whispering "I feel bad for you, son"
I adore this comment and, by extension, you.
Would you like to "go steady," with me Blastcut?
I got 99 problems, but Jehu ain't one.
Haha, little did the doctor know I already was in terrible medical condition!
Remind me never to get hit so hard in the face that my arms break.
when he hits you you don't get to choose
It's like splash damage, but for fists.
I can hear the distorted guitar going down in the second panel.
oh boy! i have a 99 problems joke but it's locale-specific to the uk and ireland. here goes!
jay-z and kanye west both decided to run ice-cream vans. jay-z decided to use mars brand confectionaries in his treats whereas kanye opted for cadburys. after some time at their endeavours (locale-specific!!) they met to discuss progress. kanye began optimistically, but after realizing he was with a trusted confidante, explained that the chocolate bar he was using to enhance one of his products was too crumbly, and left his customers underwhelmed.
thus spoke jay-z: "if you're having twirl problems i feel bad for you son, i got 99 problems but the twix ain't one."
– twirl and twix are chocolate bars over here.
– we say "chocolate bar" instead of "candy donut".
– a 99 is a vanilla ice-cream cone with a flake stuck in it.
– a flake is a twirl without a layer of chocolate covering the crumbly interior.
I like it, and I'm from Holland. But we crazy!
what the hell is a Candy Donut
dammit, we never found out!
"Confectionaries", "Endeavours", "Confidante"? This is the classiest joke I've ever read outside of Shakespeare.
Problem 99: a big dude is about to hit me.
Problem 98: impacted bowels
Problem 97: Why do I have what looks like briefs on my lower jaw?
If you're having Troll problems I feel bad for you son, I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one.
If you're having Voice problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 shouts but FOOF PRAT FMUH ain't one
If you're having horse problems I feel bad for you son, I broke 99 laws of physics but gravity ain't one
something something something something skyrim joke son, something meme meme meme something ain't one
The ironic thing here is you disparage me for using a meme, the '99 problems' thing is a meme in itself.
So while Kris is indirectly referencing it, but with a different ending. The majority of the posts in this thread aren't really doing much more than rehashing an 8 year old meme, with all the counting different numbers for problems.
Hit me, buddy, one more time!
One of his original 99 problems was having a giant fused mass of enamel in his mouth instead of teeth.
He sings with his mind.
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