i went rock climbing up those walls last night and this is what i learned up there, from the wisdom of the mountain
You know Buttocks Only was actually my nickname in high school
How'd you get that nickname?
Please don't answer that question.
The most challenging wall has those disappearing platforms from that stage you hated in every game with platforming.
The one in Bionic Commando was just the worst.
Hope the guy in panel three doesn't take one of those to the knee….
I'm sorry. I had to….
This? This is the only bad thing to come from Skyrim.
Aside from, you know, the loss of countless hours in a dragon-slaying wonderland.
you never have to. ever.
I voted you up, if it makes you feel any better.
It's cool. I knew what I was getting myself into :)
The Wall of Orifices. Your body ascends, but your minds descends into madness.
At least there's hand-holds.
You're supposed to use your hands?
Well, your hands and one *really* fickle pivot point
Not that fickle.
ad bird wants me to check out Fitness Singles, where I can "Meet Rock Climbing Singles!" If there are any girls at Fitness Singles who have mastered the buttocks only wall, I may just sign up.
Reverse climbing wall: you have to tunnel into the ground.
the challenges look more and more difficult, but he doesn't get any more perturbed
he's got this.
Nothing fazes Copypasteman.
I can't be the only one who got a Legend of Zelda flashback on panel three. Does he have the hookshot yet?
I like the one where they dump hot oil at you.
That particular rock face drops off into a slip in slide which drops into an untimely grave.
spikes, add more spikes!!
Still a work in progress, don't judge me yet. Eventually I'd like to get them to sort of shoot fire at you. But, you know, small steps.
Once you've climbed that wall, the next time you do it is Mouth Only.
I know this place; it's called Death Mountain Climbing Walls Company, isn't it?
Next challenge: Amputee's Bluff, where life's unexpected challenges bite down on our athletes and the snakes bite even harder.
Child's play on their own…the ultimate would be to combine all three.
wait. he gets to use *both* buttocks? what's so hard about that?
HAIR ONLY, ALSO THE WALL IS MADE OF LAVA
Not pictured: wall made out of pasta, wall covered in bears, no wall.
Can you seriously not put links or images in here? Bah. http://xorph.com/images/climbingwalls.png
that first one is the end of GIRP.
For an extra challenging climb, we recommend attempting to scale the acne ridden face of a teenage rock biter.
The last challenge is a spinning centrifuge wall. Sure, you won't fall – but 10 times gravity is no picnic either.
Try to climb higher than the other passed-out people before the cycle ends.
You NEVER go ass to mouth!
There should be a fourth one that has both an archer AND buttocks only.
Wall with nothing but hot girls judging your performance.