the devil in there

Jan16

on January 16, 2012

Chapter: thecomic

why do exorcisms even exist? once you trap an evil spirit inside a person, just launch them into the sun

don’t fix possessed people, they’re like living containment units

reeaahhh, rreaaahhh (that’s the ecto-1 siren)

└ Tags: church, evil, exorcism, ghost, ghosts, movie, movies, possessed, priests, satan, spirit, the devil inside

smashpro1

Love that siren onomatopoeia.
PaulishMH

check-and-mate, malevolent supernatural entity
TheAngryGazebo

You just wrinkled my brain!
@gCrusher

God is in the TV. The devil is inside a little girl.

Where is Pointer? WHERE IS POINTER?!
The_TJ

If you still don't feel safe, you can put the lady-prison in a building-prison.
Ben

Is it REALLY evil if damning one person takes zero effort? I'd call that a win for the Catholic church.
- Brendan Adkins
  
  All that is necessary for good to triumph is for good men to do nothing.
Donnyfightworld

Yeah but then you end up with a possessed sun. The devil likes fire. You are playing right into his hands.
invisobill

Fun fact: Lady-Shaped Jail was actually my nickname in high school.
- Brendan Adkins
  
  Fun fact: The Whistlin' Priests was actually my band name in high school.
  - Ray
    
    Because evil men kept going inside you?
- Sortelli
  
  the Jail Shaped Lady was mine
  - Lady J
    
    The shapely jailor lady was not mine.
    - Brendan Adkins
      
      The shady mine was lately jail.
      - Ferris B.
        
        Gelled Ladel shapes?
      - sum1won
        
        I cidhna what you did there.
Glitchy

Unfortunately, the next time God spoke through someone, they threw HIM into the sun, too.
- Andostre
  
  God or the someone God spoke through?
- bjlong
  
  As it turns out, he liked that better than crucifixion.
Huntyr Chase

Penis, you are accused of acquiring tumescence during awkward moments including, but not limited to:

– class presentation
– in a crowded elevator
– accidentally looking at furry porn (it was a pop-up, I swear to God)
– funeral

After lengthy consideration, I hereby sentence you to two minutes in a lady-shaped prison.
- Simon_Roberts
  
  stop trying to repress yourself and embrace your true identity as an exhibi-claustro-furry-necrophiliac
- MrGuy
  
  Two minutes, or two seconds?
Brendan Adkins

Judging by the curvature of the horizon in the last panel, these priests live on a planet that is roughly 48' in diameter. It is possible they have been launched toward the sun already and haven't figured it out yet.
- Jakob
  
  Or, you know, they're standing on a hill.
- lvl99-Gamer
  
  Last time I checked the Sun was quite a bit larger than the earth so I'd think the horizon would be quite a bit larger. And you know… with more thermonuclear reactions going on and stuff…
davidovkosovo

I missed this!!! :D I'm so glad this segment is back :')
tradertimm

Only buy the finest Lay-dee brand ladytraps. Stops demons cold.*

*Unless, of course they are personal demons – like fear of fitting in, thinking their ass is too fat, or just not liking people when they talk about them behind their back.
Shishu1025

Oh boy, what savings! (for the catholic church)
- Totema
  
  What are you talking about? Sun cannon fuel ain't cheap, son.
Jakob

Lady-shaped jail?
Surely you mean marriage, right?
Dohohohohoh.
- Brendan Adkins
  
  It's funny because women are buildings!
Dr. Egon

I can just imagine those priests stomping a lady's toes and then sliding her on the floor towards the demon.
Milo

I think the crux of it is "the poor lady is pretty, get that devil out of there."
- Daniel
  
  Heh, crux.
John

You'd think the priests would be even happier if the devil were trapped in a boy-shaped jail…
Christine

I think the priest on the right is on the "OOOOOOO" sound of the first syllable of "MUUUUUUSIC note"
Dave

Second Priest is pretty happy for a guy who lost all his hair between the second and third panels.
- sum1won
  
  Devil's in the details.
- Code Red
  
  Rapid hair loss in a priest is a sign he needs more exorcise
  - P-diggity
    
    or that he's finally been enlightened
Stuart Ullman

hat? hy ould you do that?

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