gentlemen start your crispin’s(tm)
ladies, get out. the crispburger will not be sold to women.
You crack me up, Kris.
the lady joke was my favorite part
Later the word "burger" would need to be legally changed as it contains no genuine hamburger, thus becoming the "crispboigah".
Oh dear, I hope they don't put Hamburgers in hamburgers. That would devastate Germany's shipping industry.
Beef substrate is the BEST.
"Add a dead june bug for just 79 cents for that extra KA-KA-KA-KRUNCH!"
Or super-size it for an oven-baked tarantula.
"Our June bugs are Lyophilized® for a long lasting CrispyKrunch!"
This comic is missing the tag mmkslpbb. Can this be corrected?
I say mmkslpbb after every quality meal. It's just a thing I do.
in Japan, it's customary to say mmkslpbb when you eat something you enjoy. It's a sign of respect.
in Finland, it translates to "I would like to validate your goat now." It will just confuse the Finnish people you talk to, so do not say it there.
For an extra 75 cents you can add the weird parts of trail mix always left at the bottom of the bag/bowl!
I can't stand these trendy modern hamburgers. I just want an undercooked ball of ground chuck, breadcrumbs, and malice on soggy white bread; like mom used to make.
…are you my twin, or did our moms both go to the same cooking school?
They can't teach that recipe in school.
Seriously, there's some kind of FDA/USDA regulation, or something.
Get it with a soda and then an ambulance because your stomach is probably going to explode.
Other slogans that didn't focus-test as well include:
It's like you're eating broken glass but not dying!
It's like styrofoam and a cow had a baby!
Mmm, these are good but *cough*
oh no, not this agai-*cough*
*cough* jokes are funny but this i-
I think what excites me most about this comic is that 5 of the tags are actually tagged in other comics. NEW RECORD.
I accidentally had a crispburger twice! Now, I'm
The crisp-conscious woman should probably just have half a Crispalad and an Iced T(ea). Because of their figures and whatnot.
"So much crunchin' you won't be able to make thoughts good. "
I'm mmkslpbb'n it.
Rumor has it that at least one crispburger was sold to a lady with a fake beard.
Why the crispburger was wearing a beard, we'll never know.
I'm glad that someone is finally catering to the oft overlooked cretin segment!
HAPPY BOIGA DAY 2K12
Most women actually would prefer "Essence of patty" burger. That's where you put a nicely cooked meat patty on a hamburger bun for about a minute, then remove it, and put on some lettuce.
Really, ask a girl you know…
Also great for homeopaths. It's as good as a burger because the bun has the memory of the meat!
Ho Boy! Wot CrispBoigas!
This sounds fantastic. I will make one.
As an effete, basement-dwelling snob, I approve this burger and its substrate
Coming to a Straubigan's near you, hoo-ah, kablammo.
I take it Kris does not approve of potato chips and onion strings as burger toppings. Or maybe he really approves of them and just wants to take the crunch to a whole other level.
Adbird is trying to sell me Iberico Ham for €165
After the second burger, your taste buds will be vaporized, but dammit, it's worth it.
How about a Crisp(inGlover)burger? eh? eh? With some McFly's on it, and some rats, maybe even a few snails?j
Hey does anyone remember this burger? It was called the Candle Cove burger and I must have been around 6 or 7.
Oh, you used to have such imagination with your little burgers. You'd just sit there at the table and eat sattvic.
Is it weird that I would actually eat this?
Yes because you are a dead franchise icon!
Who are they going to dig out of the grave next, Orvile Redenbacher? … wait
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