getting a massage can be scary if you don’t want a stranger touching you. it’s everything cops say to not let happen, and yet people pay $70 for an hour of it! well, maybe it won’t be so bad, and after all my doctor said it would be good for all the tension i carry in my shoulders from an 80-hour workweek

but can i leave my hat, scarf, shirt, coat, underwear, pants, socks and shoes on

can we just talk for an hour or do breathing exercises please

i… i’ll give you my credit card number over the phone, i don’t want to brush your hand by accident