tough. masculine. unapologetic. that’s wish-bone’s new line of mandressings: salad dressing for real men.
they are all some variation of ketchup with bacon
"Killing a fully grown shark and its family" – with bacon.
"Homerun Tits" is an awesome juxtaposition and a surprisingly great name for dressing.
Oddly enough, this is the only comic tagged with "manliness."
Took A Groin Shot, Didn't Flinch (99% fat free)
I wonder what "Homerun tits" taste like.
I wonder what "Homerun tits" are.
You'd know if you ever made it to second base and then … mmm… used them to steal home, so to speak.
I thought stealing home was technically rape.
Psumek, meet Scarlett Johansson's hacked pictures.
I'd like to point out that every other comic this week has been about food.
Kris… are you eating enough?
Bjlong… are you reading the right comic?
there's only been two… three if you eat zombies. Be sure to eat zombies with some wishbone "Survival Assault" dressing. It's got electrolytes.
It's what zombies crave!
I was counting the cutlery. Because who doesn't eat knives, amiright?
I once read about a man who filmed a documentary about a fictional story about someone who died thanks to knife-eating, so I'm very sensitive to this issue!
I'll see you in court, you bastard!
were you also counting presidential gay sex?
Well technically that one's a "feast for the eyes"
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" Salad Pantsing
And for those of you who want a heartier meal, try our "Napalm" dressing. It sets your salad on fire so you can cook a steak over it in a frying pan.
make mine a HOT SAL!
I'll try "Friend Jealous Of Sword". Does it come in Claymore?
Yes, the haggis bits are delicious! I also love the ginger/sesame Katana version.
Y'know that show Shark Tank? They had a dude on there that was doing this with candles. Manly scents like "Backyard BBQ" and "Basketball" and other macho things.
Demand performance out of all your mundane household items. It's the real Guy Code.
You could use that manly salad dressing on this salad: http://youtu.be/_b5ba1qrale
There you go.
(Please note: The link was corrected as a courtesy to Freyr. I do not endorse the deeply disquieting Swedish nightmare scenario that lurks on the other side of that link.)
"Ate a jar of jabañeros without breaking a sweat" goes great on a steaming HotSal fresh out of the oven
"Disowned son because he went to nursing school" is my personal favorite
"Beer Home Depot", "Six Or More Guns In The House", and "Harleyamericanvictory-davisoneaglekawasaki".
I've got to break through to the salad dressing world.
"Haven't talked to my own father in 27 years, the old man knows where to find me." is delicious.
It has the best ketchup-to-bacon ratio. 0:1.
Earlier consumer trials with the brand labelled "Wish Boner" didn't go down to well. In the words of one confused participant: "I didn't like it because it made me feel all funny and conflicted inside."
Besides, "Wishful Erection" was already a moderately successful Japanese toothpaste brand, and they didn't want to run into any trademark issues.
Are these recommended for a HOT SAL?!?
Seriously, I ran out of boiling ranch and need something to go with this hot sal. Is gon be good!
I know I'm a woman for saying it, but I wouldn't want to try these sauces. I'd be too afraid of them spurting out of the bottle and beating the crap out of me.
They only spurt out of the bottle if you spend too much time fiddling with the cap.
And now Wishbone creates "Cool Story Bro" dressing, to spice up all that boring weak food your friends force you to eat.
New flavors "Drank a Twelve Pack and I'm Not Even Buzzed" and "Yeah, I Bowhunt" also in development.
"The only flavor I ever actually use is 'My Wife Keeps Nagging About My Heart So I Guess I'll Eat This Green Crap For One Night'".
The man demanding "performance" from his four-door sedan perfectly accentuates the absurdity being conveyed.
It's a police cruiser he bought off auction. It's got a 454 block under the hood, can produce 800 lbs of torque at the rear wheel, and can do donuts from park.
he accidentally bid on it twice though, and now . . .
>can do donuts
Sounds about right.
Forget all this garbage, I'm still waiting on the Bubblegum Icecream salad dressing.
"12 gauge magnum recoil" So good it will dislocate your shoulder!
Coming soon, the manliest flavor of all:
"My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic"
A bear fight is just a man fight that made a choice.
When I come home from a full day's work, I like to settle down with a cold "Those idiots would be out of business without me" brew. Later, after my four pounds of "Damn, his girlfriend is hot but I have to pretend I don't care" are thawed, I fire up the grill and slather on some "Awkward bro-hug" sauce.
Hell, I might even have some "No he won't find out, baby" for dessert.
Mandressings… is this a sex thing
I enjoyed a salad with the full taste of "Rodeo A Bull In A Rodeo", while my best friend sticks to the fat-free "Rode A Mechanical Bull In A Bar".
You are getting more comments than ever, Kris. You are the voice of all generations.
I think my favorite flavor is 'friend jealous of sword'. This strip is freakin delicious.
30 odd 6 cheese blend :)
What? Is Paul Newman's Own Bacon and Lumberjack dressing not manly enough for you??
"Flipped Between Superbowl and Figure-Skating Championships Then Blamed It On Faulty Remote Batteries When Wife Entered Room" flavor.