here are the kinds of tweets that this product will not allow to be tweeted:

- seared ahi with fresh chipotle-mango reduction, ooh hoo! i deserve this #bestmealforme
- looking sexy tonight, i wish someone would ravish me (included: high-contrast twitpic of myspace-angle cleavage)
- what the hell is (trending topic) ???
- any of the letters in the following word: bieber