i’ll be honest, i’ve been drinking and this one got away from me very quickly
I guess his favourite food is "Pork Chops"? Eh? EH?
…I'll sit in the corner now.
You just earned a time-chop to mid-1300s Europe. So, congratulatchhhhoooooOOOPPP
JAI! You're BACK!
Okay, I understand why *I* gave you a thumbs-up, but are the rest from my fan club or from yours? Because I just realized "fan club" is a huge oxymoron, and I have to rename mine to something else.
Is "club fan" taken? That's pretty much what most celebrities want to do with the overzealous ones.
This chop thing is gonna be like the cough was, isn't *chhhhooOOOPP*
It ended up in a happy place.
Most capital letters in chainsawsuit to date? I think so.
This is how the fossil record got messed up.
The fossil record companies are lobbying against time chops. They say it's stealing.
When the tyrannosaurus swallowed the guy, he inherited his chops, thus giving him the upper hand in survival and creating an alternate timeline in which martial arts-dinosaurs roam the universe by chopping the vacuum.
I wish I could believe you, but, man, look at those sad little vestigial T-rex arms. Never before have I seen limbs less suited for karate chopping.
The guy the T-Rex swallows is the joker from the audience (look at his hair, none on the sides, row of little spikes across the top), so I'm not sure he had any chops worth inheriting.
Time Ruiner + Time Chopper crossover strip pleeeeeease
also Jet Wiggledick and Zillion
Yeah, we need a Time Ruiner + Time Chopper crossover. Or slashfic. But mostly a crossover.
Chainsawsuit + Time Chopper + Action Champ Walkaway + Lazy Cat + Two Cops
Legion of Doom:
Time Ruiner + Huntyr Chase + Dr. Murder + Anubis + Sally the Cured Nymphomaniac
Time Ruiner and Walt!
Too dangerous. I figure that every possible clever title of a Time Ruiner + Time Chopper crossover would end up getting the author chopped.
Kris, if this strip is a result of you drinking, then you need to drink more often while writing. This strip's an instant classic.
that's right, wiggledick knows the power of fan persuasion. drown your liver for my amusement!
"Time Chop" is probably the most brilliant thing I've heard ALL MONTH.
He looks familiar, is he the curly-haired guy from Time Friends?
i’ll be honest, i’ve been drinking and this one got funny very quickly
To be continued? We'll just have to wait and-*cough*
XD That is the most awesome action movie ever
Dino: Oh, for me? Well, if you insist…
What they don't tell you is the nobel violence prize is already *IN* you, and you have thirty minutes to remove it before it detonates.
Try time-chopping your way out of THAT one.
Excellent. I'm going to be reusing this one. Don't become an alcoholic. *G*
Karate experts and punsters are mortal enemies.
So are T-rexes and punsters.
Actually, this is kind of one of those "fill in the blank" scenarios.
Punsters' worst enemies might be themselves, since making a pun steals away a portion of soul equivalent to having thirty photographs taken of you. MySpace photos, too, the worst kind. The Native Americans saw modern self-photography coming right from the very start, man, that's what got them worked up about photographs! And you can bet they didn't make puns, either. Because they had self-respect, and their parents raised them properly.
I love the pun guy's blank expression in the last panel, as if he still hasn't figured out what's going on yet…
I think it's more of an expression of "I deserve this."
"Lisa Simpson has won the Nobel Prize…for Kickboxing!"
I've been drinking and my pants got away from me very quickly.. ditto with bladder control.
Did Hunter Chase just get sent back in time? Looks like there's some lucky lady raptors that are gonna get some lovin
"Clever girl…" indeed.
More drinking and comic making, imo.
I accidentally chopped time twice. Now I'm… Two Times.
…wish I could go back in time and warn myself not to make this bad joke.
Now you're chopped liver.
Ah yes, like Icarus, he chopped too close to the sun.
I wish I could be creative when I drink. I usually just end up thinking about the old days and crying myself to sleep. I guess that's why Kris is successful and famous, and I'm going to die alone.
during the jurassic period, tyrannosaurs adapted to pose with their mouths open. the number of freak time! accidents were enough to sustain entire populations.
There were no Tyrannosaurs in the Jurassic.
teach the controversy!
I read this 4 minutes ago and already have yelled out "Time Chop" 8 Times.
This is brilliant! Time Chop! Hai-yah!
His favourite composer must be Chopin *straightface*
or Bach (to the future)
I actually liked this comic a lot more when I thought karate chop guy had randomly sent himself back in time rather than the punster.
That guy is about to win the nobel prize for advancements in the field of headbutts. He's about to wipe out all dinosaurs with one colossal, time-travelling, extinction-enducing headbutt. Karate Chops? That's so passe, use your head!
You were drinking? Aug. 19ths muh birthday, so in some weird cosmic way we had a beer on my birthday.
I swear that T-rex was waiting for that nom.