got some news for you: sheen is back and he’s changed, now he’s called chuck sheen and he’s not anything having to do with that other guy, he’s the best and not a loser
charlie went to a strange place. look at that third leg he grew.
"Grew"? He's always had a third leg, on account of his Adonis blood.
That third leg? THAT'S NO LEG.
No, I'm pretty sure that is NOT a space station.
Maybe not, but he probably thinks he can blow up your planet with it.
It's the bench support
never point out the obvious. It makes you redundant
Nice Charlie Sheen comic 3 months late.
nice try, charlie sheen's alias.
what do you mean three months late, he's still an incredible force
I guess he is still a winning warlock with tigers blood.
I don't care if he calls himself Charlie, Chuck, Chuckles, or Ray Jay Johnson, only someone of monumental insanity could continue to ignore the enormous spider lurking under his hat.
Oh god, now I can't get it out of my head!
maybe the spider is the reason for his new attitude(tm)!
Dammit Straub, are you trying to get us all assimilated by the "spider collective"? Just do what the rest of us do, don a tasteful tinfoil hat and pretend everything is nice and normal.
I'm afraid Pattie LaBelle already owns all trademarks, copyrights and patents on "new attitude", Chris.
She's also bat-shit crazy and has diabetes, so I don't think I need to tell you to it's probably better to just cease and desist. Bat-shit and diabetes is a volatile, volatile compound.
This s an entirely fabricated depiction. NOBODY reads the newspaper anymore!
i wouldn't look either if someone was standing behind me violently thrusting into a park bench
Well I have to get my "beloved celebrity goes on self destructive booze binges" jollies somewhere.
What we're clearly witnessing is the real-life story of how a drug-addled celebrity became The Joker. All he needs now is some pancake white makeup, or a severe heart-attack.
remember when charlie sheen made that big pee in 'league of their own'? that sure was a big pee!
Pretty sure that was Tom Hanks, Splinter-Cell goggles wearing guy.