breaking news: invasive tsa patdowns to be replaced by invasive tsa high-fives
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rad_guy1, save a seat for me!
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Is this the first webcomic about it? This should go in a history textbook somewhere.
You can just walk onto an airplane off the street now. They won't even look.
I fucking hope this is true.
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I was going to moan about how unoriginal this was but it's actually brilliant. Who knew.
I just heard they buried him at sea already. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_bin_laden_burial hello conspiracy theory.
The Daily Mail has pictures of his shot head, so… yeah. Enjoy your breakfast.
Dat's faked. It's been circulating for about 2 years.
Osama bin located.
Is it wrong that I'm getting my news from webcomics now?
I first thought it was a joke, like "what would TSA do _if_ Bin Laden was dead".
That is a FANTASTIC strip
Someone should get that last panel put on a shirt and convince the president to wear it.
Yes, a shirt!
It's a bit of a pyrrhic victory, however — now that the TSA is discarding backscatter units, airport exhibitionists will have to find some other means of getting people to check out their junk.
Gonna spitball a few ideas here:
– Handing out four-color flyers with detailed photos in front of Sbarro (too expensive?)
– Hacking into airport mainframe, turning LED destination board into ASCII representation of balls (requires some technical know-how)
– The ol' "help yourself to the free muffins in the carry-on bag on my lap" trick (no drawbacks)
That muffin thing? You run the risk of a possible yeast infection.
A minimal risk I know, but all good things have a danger associated with them.
Rule one of the ol' muffin trick: there are no muffins involved.
Unless you're pointing out that the exhibitionist doesn't have any control over the cleanliness of other travelers' hands, which is a legitimate concern. That's why rule two of the ol' muffin trick is: Wet-Naps.
Aw man, now we're going to have to find a new guy to project all our failures and anger on. Who should we pick? That North Korea guy? Chavez? The Iran guy?
"never let them know that you are actually a racist, for real. just say you’re all for expression of racist opinion, just not racism"
ARE YOU A WIZARD
That's not water in the second panel there — it's Bin Laden's concentrated DNA. If only the TSA would stop that woman, major tragedy could be averted!
Bin Laden clones? But what would we call the book/movie?
"The boys from Bahrain"?
I demand to see the long form death certificate, until then we must assume he is hiding in someone larger guys beard.
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Since it was posted so quickly I'm going to assume Straub is actually a CIA operative and drew this weeks ago. And now he has to kill me.
Let's take this a step further and start a rumor right here, right now that Kris killed Osama himself.
Id say its more because these comics must take like, 15 minutes to draw, tops
based on the epic poem.
As a TSA agent I have to say, this is too soon. RIP Backscatter; you were the grainy, incomplete porn of the new millennium. Godspeed.
They buried him at sea? So where's the proof of his death? Zowie, a new conspiracy!
whati is a freaking back scatter from the first picture ?? what do the TSA with this crap?