finally, a show that handles news the way it should be handled
incidentally the breaking news was that a dog barked. this did not calm the reporter down one bit
Whatever it is, we need to be mad at it… AS A NATION.
I think we need to know which faction that dog was barking -for-. This dog represents an incredibly real and incredibly dangerous trend that is overcoming our fair nation.
On the contrary! The dog is a symbol of the change and energy that the fat cats in Washington and their lackies fear. We're seeing the dawn of a new era, people
BREAKING NEWS! Local news anchor doesn't know what the breaking news is yet!
Lana Lana Lana LANNNA!!!
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A man in Brazil coughed.
Our advice: SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING.
This ends Madagascar news.
btw, does anyone remember what this is from? :D
There's a new crisis in our country. Our newsreporters are woefully unprepared to report the news. How does this help the terrorists kill you? Find out at eleven, only on mscbnn.
This just in! Anxiety caused by sensationalist news reports linked to things causing high blood pressure, teen pregnancy, and inflated gas prices.
And now here's Tom with the weather, Tom?
Snow Tornados sounds awesome more than anything else.
In all fairness, it was a pretty big dog.
Is this a reference to something specifically American that I couldn't possibly get?
I think so, because our news is more likely to cause Narcolepsy than Generalized Anxiety Disorder with Panic Attacks.
I used the word 'specifically' for a reason you know.
i love you so hard kris. SO HORD
We're going to love Kris together SO HART
Well, that's so much more refreshing than the increasingly normal "man bites dog" stories we're getting…
This just in–man bites cat!
And stay tuned for "Stressed and Distressed" with Angry Pundit, now following Panic Zone!
Who wants to bet that a man was accidentally arrested twice. Now he's TWO MURDERERS.
I *knew* it! After getting home, walking down the street zigging-and-zagging to make sure I hadn't been followed, using the secret rock-trapdoor hidden in the tall ears of corn in my garden, I gingerly lifted the faraday-cage door to my media room with fear and trepidation at what I'd find on my tempest-radiation shielded tv set.
WHAT WAS THAT? Oh, my stomach gurgled.
Time to call the pizza place run by that guy in the shack that only allows you to be a customer after trenching your own private copper line to his secret phone-exchange switch.
MSCBNN: "Man, Some Crazy Bullshit!" News Network
What time does the Smug Condescension Zone come on? I hope they didn't move it around for Paranoid Templar Hour; I hate that show.
That dude is pretty jumpy.