two cops almost got it right this time, almost
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He may mess up, but he means well. Twice as well as the next guy, even.
Two Cops thinks that she might be the one.
Two Cops however, thinks she's stuck up.
She might be the one, but Two Cops is looking for the two.
There is a possibility of some really interesting sexual escapades, I think.
Two cops wasn't going to give her the boss's valentine, but one of the cops found some… questionably legal substances on the last date. Also it turns out she's the boss's wife
on the subject of love (-making), when Two Cops has sex, is it always a three-some?
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Two Cops never gets old. Chris, give us Two Cops until it gets old. Which is never.
Sorry, I meant Kris, the kool version.
At least he can't get dumped twice.
Good try, Two Cops!
if you bring chainsawsuit books to pax east i will buy them from you, with american dollars
or canadian dollars if that's your thing, i'm flexible
also i may be in possession of fake dollars that only work in a particular gumball machine (seriously)
Two Cops gets married twice. Now he's just a bigamist.
I accidentally filled out the sex change operation form twice. Now I'm Two D!@#s
The other cop has trouble expressing his feelings.
Also, the only one who could handle this relationship.
"I was accidentally born to Venus twice. Now I'm…Two Cupids."
You'd think there would have been enough animosity between Two Cops when he became his own boss, but now he's both vying for the same girl? Man.
wait… shouldn't it be four valentines, cause two cop times two valentines equals four
TwoCops *really* needs to find some cute twins…
I'm thinking more just one wife. She marries Two Cops and now she's Two Wives. Could present a really interesting cheating episode.
Naw, he just needs to find a girl with multiple personalities.
So, why did Two Cops get a valentine from his boss? Do I smell some hot office romance?