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we’ve all been here: someone bought you cool rare earth magnets for your bar mitzvah and you hadda go and eat two of them

ain’t you read the warnings!! they’ll pinch your guts, send you packing to the hospital! anyway don’t follow any of the advice in this strip

also when you’re done, you can check out a patv episode with me and scott: http://www.penny-arcade.com/patv/pa-the-series/208/