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let me tell you a scary story children

it’s a story about a house that is haunted by a person who died a hundred years ago. she died a hundred years ago and she just can’t seem to get over it

she kills anyone who comes into the house. her murderer’s body is long gone. her body is long gone. even her kids are dead of old age, everything about all of the whole thing is pretty much gone, but her dumb ghost is just going to hold onto misery forever

who cares, good luck dumb lady