this is actually why all corporate bennigans went bankrupt. i did this in every restaurant, in the kitchens
And your nakedness distracted the chefs? Now that is powerful nudity.
nobody could ignore his girth.
Especially not with all the comments we post
There was a breif rise in productivity, but a steep decline in quality during Kirs' "visits".
… Make of that what you will…
Ah, *Kris* not Kirs.
i have a pblem wtah taht two, jsut gte n accnout fro an edti bttoun
KRIS' DICK is not actually in this comic, so it is actually more work safe than any of the blamimations.
Their Guinness Glaze Burgers and fries were delicious, you quat! Thank's for ruining it for the rest of us!
The Cuban soldier insists that the cartoonist leave the Bennigan's.
Seeing as we're going to lift the embargo and encourage travel to and from Cuba soon, I think we'll be seeing a lot more cuban soldiers replacing americans as security.
I do the same thing in Subway, but they don't seem to mind.
And no, I don't intend on make a $5 foot-long pun.
That'd be too easy. Like Huntyr.
Gosh that Huntyr can be such a slut
I was first first.
Bennigans didn't actually have a no nudity policy.
They had a no boners policy.
He was giving the employees boners.
No Bennigans at Boner College, then?
that isn't even a policy, the manager was just jealous.
ah! lol funniest chainsawsuit in a while!
Hey! This isn't an SMBC votey! Put your pants back on!
This comic is unlocking something. In my pants.
the smile in panel #2 is so creepy.
It's comedic gold.
Gah! A real joke! I don't think I can handle it…
Should have went to Denny's dude. They have special booths for that shit.
No more time friends? : (
I went to the future to see what time friends were doing.
They will be back next week, Monday through Friday…
THAT's what I have been doing wrong! Do you know if this technique works at McDonalds?
This is how Bennigans was remotely successful in the first place.
I totally get the 'boner college' series now.
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Boy I just giggled at this. Thanks Kris.
*slaps and tickles JoeyG, beginning a pajama-clad pillow fight*
Aw, hell Naw!
I'm happy to see that Kris and I both have the same teeny patch of chest hair.
this might be my favorite chainsawsuit. lol!
Bennigan's Law is like Bennigan's love… hard and fast.
I heard that reading chainsawsuit is funnier if you're nude.
It must be working because everybody who looked at my laptop is laughing hysterically.
Kris…I just got to say. I saw this comic linked on Penny Arcade a while back, and you are a freakin' genius. I love you. Keep it up!
You son of a bitch…because of you I can never get another good Monte Cristo Sandwich… Thanks for ruining it for everyone Kris…bastard.
the bennigans imperative, sounds like a Robert Ludlum novel.
It's to be followed by the Bennigans Initiative and concluded in the Bennigans Supremacy. Haven't you noticed the similarity between Bennigans and Born Again?
Then I owe you a tremendous debt, Kris, noble sir.
Because of this comic, I have begun to add the phrase "Please leave Bennigan's" to the ends of phrases and sentences to see what comical hypothetical situations arise. It's a hoot.
No joke this is what I do when no one is home and it is comic time. All these t-shirts are doing is restricting my MIND.
Perfidy is basically the best word. :/ All words have been ruined for me forever. I can only speak foreign languages now, to hide my shame of the rest of the American language. (Now I can speak only British and Boiga Brudda.)
It seems to work for smbc's zach anyway…