set pheasants on bun
all right, i’m out of ideas
Personally I hope Alton Brown is his Scotty and Morimoto is his Spock. And Giada Di Laurentis Uhura FTW.
You mean Morimoto as his Spork. Though I'm personally more of a Michiba fan.
Somehow I see Bobby Flay being the captain though because of his superiority complex. Except while Capt. Kirk IS badass, Bobby Flay is just an ass who is bad.
Flay is a Picard. Maybe a Riker. He's totally TNG.
"REVERSE THE POTATOES!"
It's worse than that, he's been seared to a tender light brown, Jim!
Damn it Jim, I'm a chef, not a doctor!
Everybody's bread, Jim.
Photon potatoes, full spread!
No effect sir, they're still hungry.
Can we use the devilsfood dish to emit a turkeyon beam?
Yes, but we'll need to modify the Paillard collectors to gather enough anti-gravyton particles for the dressing.
There's Croutons off the starboard bow!
Sir, I salute you.
It's lime, Jim, but not as we know it.
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He's dead, Jim… then encrusted with macadamia nuts and pan-seared in a red wine sauce with mushrooms. Served with a salad and your choice of two sides. Try the soup.
the soup tastes of victory.
I don't know guys. This strikes me as more of a TNG than a TOS.
All front-of-house staff to the dinner plate! Numbah one! Detach the dinner plate from the drive silver! Scallop factor 9!
Dilithium scallops :o
Quick man the garlic butter pumps!
Delici-yum chamber at maximum… CHOW DOWN!!!!
Sir! The ablative brisket is starting to buckle! We're losing rice support!
Activate the smoking device!
Can't, Sir. The hickory conduits were ruptured in that last basting.
Damn! Divert power to the forward braisers!
I guess we can still manage to cook our own goose
Tea, Earl Grey, hot.
If the scallop drive fails to preheat, the results could be… unfortunate.
Very unfortunate. We will be cooked.
Hilarious things happen in you're out of ideas.
I have nothing clever to add, but I would like to point out that I'm very hungry now.
dammit, FC, i'm a chef, not a doctor!
Spice, the final frontier.
WE'RE GONNA NEED TO GRAB MORE CRAB!!!
I've never been to Ideas, myself. Is it a nice place?
Bream me up, Scotty!
Wait no he actually never said that!
I look forward to the endless variation on this new Famous Chef gag. I assume it has replaced the previous 'your food is bad' one.
more boob and butt comics please
I'm very curious what those drive scallops would taste like braised in red matter black hole sauce.
there seems to be mor- *cough*
is that kinda like th- *cough*
Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a chef.
I really, really want some scallops now.
A Red matter blackhole? But all that power… is RAWWWW!
power raw power.