Personally I hope Alton Brown is his Scotty and Morimoto is his Spock. And Giada Di Laurentis Uhura FTW.
706
You mean Morimoto as his Spork. Though I'm personally more of a Michiba fan.
Jason
Somehow I see Bobby Flay being the captain though because of his superiority complex. Except while Capt. Kirk IS badass, Bobby Flay is just an ass who is bad.
Flay is a Picard. Maybe a Riker. He's totally TNG.
Jim
"REVERSE THE POTATOES!"
Iago
It's worse than that, he's been seared to a tender light brown, Jim!
Lunais
Damn it Jim, I'm a chef, not a doctor!
thenacho
Everybody's bread, Jim.
Taco
Photon potatoes, full spread!
No effect sir, they're still hungry.
Can we use the devilsfood dish to emit a turkeyon beam?
Yes, but we'll need to modify the Paillard collectors to gather enough anti-gravyton particles for the dressing.
He's dead, Jim… then encrusted with macadamia nuts and pan-seared in a red wine sauce with mushrooms. Served with a salad and your choice of two sides. Try the soup.
mmmango
the soup tastes of victory.
PJPJ
I don't know guys. This strikes me as more of a TNG than a TOS.
All front-of-house staff to the dinner plate! Numbah one! Detach the dinner plate from the drive silver! Scallop factor 9!
Sir! The ablative brisket is starting to buckle! We're losing rice support!
Activate the smoking device!
Can't, Sir. The hickory conduits were ruptured in that last basting.
Damn! Divert power to the forward braisers!
Jason
I guess we can still manage to cook our own goose
Capt. Picard
Tea, Earl Grey, hot.
Lt. Cmdr. Data
If the scallop drive fails to preheat, the results could be… unfortunate.
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